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ReplyDeleteneed for speed?
What kind of message is that Mr. elderly?
Shame on you!
what's next?
Need for crack? MDMA? Coke? What?
(suitably shame faced.....stares at floor).........
ReplyDeleteThat's better. You can still rant on about pr0n...
ReplyDeletepron is safe then?
ReplyDelete100%, as long as there's a condom in the room
ReplyDelete(scratches head) you mean pron is only safe when you've got a piece of transparent rubber in the room with you... that might explain a couple of things.......
ReplyDeleteIt's all metaphysical and stuff... Just make sure the conodom remeans sealed...
ReplyDeletewow metaphysics..... and vacumn seals....
ReplyDeletei think i see what you mean.....
boy you know how to elevate a topic....
metaphysics phew! heavy stuff..... whod a thought huh!
Yes, well, quite... Ahemm.. Thank you. Aha. Righht after physics right?
ReplyDeleteAnd it's all about a conodom (closely related to the condom)
oh right....... (switchs condom for conodom), that make a bigger difference, so to speak...... dosen't look like much this conodom........
ReplyDeletei know they could market it as the condom with the hole........
What a swell marketing idea... We should start a business you know... suing people, advertising conodoms, playing music... You know. Typical ninja stuff.
ReplyDelete(elderlies face takes on the shadow of sadness)
ReplyDeletei'd be no good, you have all the best ideas, and you know how to get rich and all...... i'd only slow you down....
i'd never really be a reall ninja......people listen to gnomes, they never listen to old people...
no you go ahead, a young whipper snapper like yourself will do well, you've got talent. i'll be fine here, on my own, in the dark.
by myself
sniff!
..but, but...
ReplyDeleteYou don't trust me right? That must be it...
:(
sniff
no i trust you, it's just i couldn't bring myself to have it fail, you know if i messed up and stuff, sniff......
ReplyDelete(it was at this time that the two buddies reached a lull in their quest to become famous, howeve little were they to know that just around the corner........)
... a throng of half naked porny slaves was about to drag them (screaming, kicking and frankly quite exhausted) to the realm of fantabuosly fantastic celebrity....
ReplyDelete(elderly fast forwards the dvd.........
ReplyDelete............
click!)
bloody hell! have you got part 2 of "the World at their feet"? no porny slaves on this one....
Sure... Got it right here. I'll snail mail it to you first chance I get.
ReplyDeletewhy the hell is it so difficult to get a peek at pron slaves........ i mean surely their not extinct..... i mean i dont ask for much...... i'm a simple man, simple tastes, would pron slaves destroy some elemental plan........
ReplyDelete(breaks into a refrain from fiddler on the roof)
(If I were richman... dubidubidub... gnome hums along)
ReplyDeleteYou are rightly right!
dubbi dubbi dum dum, dubbi dubbi dubbi dubbi, dubbi dubbi dubbi dum......
ReplyDeletepam pam
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