From Forbes via Evil Avatar, news that Asustek Computer Inc will deliver PlayStation 3 game consoles to Sony Corp this month as the Japanese firm moves to step up output to meet demand for the Christmas shopping season. The Unconfirmed report notes that monthly shipments will start at 200,000 units, rising to 2 million in October. However Gamasutra still think this is unlikely to meet demand. Now I'm glad I didn't wake Santa up.Detail Forbes
elderly tags ps3 production sony santa console
Hope Santa's rich this year.. really rich...
ReplyDeleteSanta dosen't buy the presents, he's like got a global licence to be given all the presents the boys and girls need free of charge. Thats why he was so pissed at Microsoft last year....
ReplyDeleteI thought you knew that!
Nope. Din't really...
ReplyDeleteBut how can he afford his beasts? What do they eat? What did Santa have against MS? Is there a conspiracy? Are the Americans behind it?
Oh, dear....
I need to relax. really.
no your fine, its a bit of a shock the first time you hear stuff about the real Santa...... is okay really.....
ReplyDeleteIf you remember Santa had to fly to Japan to pick up the spare xbox360 what weren't selling and fly allllllll the way back to the North pole, wrap em and then go back out and deliver em.
(secret........) reindeer are magic and they don't need food......
(elderly is amazed at how little gnome knows about Santa stuff....)
It's all coming slowly back... Yes, Santa... A big red ... GNOME MOLESTER??
ReplyDelete!!!! a what! Santa? no....never!! surely not?
ReplyDeletesniff
ReplyDeleteit's true...
like a GRUE...
sniff, seufz, :(
no i cant hear anymore (holds hand over ears) it cant be, it just cant be, not my Santa......never
ReplyDelete(a devastated elderly rocks back and forward on the couch.....)
though he did forget my mazeratti last year......
And he never brought anyone any plasma TVs.. Makes you think, right? Perhaps Mr. Santa is not what we were all conned into believing... And he's a Coca Cola mascot too...
ReplyDeleteno no no, Santa said this would happen, he told me about detractors and how they would try and get me to beleive he didn't exist, but he does and hes really real...
ReplyDeletebut the mazeratti........
see?
ReplyDeleteSi.
no... can't be..... maybe i just wasn't a good boy last year, maybe you've been evil too.......... Santa sets a very high benchmark you know.....
ReplyDeletethat it, we misbehaved before Christmas Day.......
don't believe so... besides we got to resurrect mousey...
ReplyDeleteOh, that was appres Xmas.
(looks straight at Gnome)
ReplyDeleteis there really a Santa?
your eyes blinked, your telling porkers...... i knew it there really is a Santa......
ReplyDeleteThere isn't.
ReplyDeleteokay then prove theres no Santa... go on i bet you can't do it....
ReplyDeleteEveryone says so. john the Knife, Nick the Dog, Gus 13, my mother, my father... everyone...
ReplyDelete........ Gus said thers no Santa.....
ReplyDelete...... they could be wrong..... okay then if theres no santa how come he's on the coke commercial and the kellogs cornflake ad...... well?
It's a conspiracy, orchestrated by childmolesters.
ReplyDeletewhat coca cola...... now i know your fibbin.... (a stoic impression remains on Gnome face)
ReplyDeleteCoca cola....... no, my favourite soda and childhood idol destroyed in one comment chain.......
I need to sit down........
Here...
ReplyDelete(gnome brings fluffy chair forth)
Rest here weary friend.
Curse you corporate-pissed scumm!
Thank you dear friend
ReplyDelete(the elderly looks up at gnome, his eyes full of despair)
So Santa sold out huh!......
Don't they all... Don't they all...
ReplyDelete(except of course for gnomes and elderly people)
indeed (nods elderly) we are the dinosaurs us elderly peoples and ye gnomes, we must defend the ancient law..... what hope is there for mankind without it......
ReplyDeletesad times gnome, sad times
(shows gnome his watch with an unhappy smiley on it)
:(
Sad times and sad watches... Still, we mus unite and fight back!
ReplyDelete(whose side r you one boys, whose dide r u on)
(rips up his santa letter......) now who do i get my christmas presents from?
ReplyDeleteFrom yourself? It's always a safe bet, mid you.
ReplyDeleteBut what about the surprise present.....
ReplyDelete(thinks...........)
maybe i could buy it really really early and forget about it........
Ah yes, an astonishingly devious tactic oh cunning one.
ReplyDeletenow if i can remember where i leave it.... all will be fine..... what am i getting myself anyway? no don't tell me let it be a surprise.......
ReplyDeletesee it's working already......
It was the Nintendo DS you bought last week...
ReplyDelete(mwahahaha)
LOL
ReplyDeletewait now i did what? did I? where did i leave it....... no dont' tell me now, remind me on Christmas eve......
Thanks for helping me, i had completely forgotten i bought myself a DS.... what a surprise im going to get on Christmas day.......
Surprising like a surpising thing it will be...
ReplyDeleteindeed it will be, i can't wait i'm counting down the days already....... what games did i get with it? no dont' tell me......... wow Santa cant just bugger off this year......
ReplyDeletethanks pal.....
I wont tell you anything. Wont even mention Phoeinx Wr.. ehm.. cough... nor Advance Wars or mario Kart.
ReplyDeleteNo sirre...
did i buy ......... brilliant... thats just incredible....... boy this is going to be the bestest christmas ever...
ReplyDelete(checks calendar...... ) Brilliant Christmas is really really close........
i cant wait.... can i get a peek..... just like you know hold the DS box... can i, huh, no maybe not....... i'll remember it and it wont be a surprise....