(hand gnome and elderly copies of the smiley rulebook) hey guys i can't be coming in here for every smiley you print.... one smiley ya know the rules........
yeah well (reads gnomes name tag) Mr.Gnome, this isn;t the only blog i've got to visit, every time someone posts a smiley it's my job to go and authenticate it (shows Gnome his job title tag).
Do you know how many smileys are fake... you'd be surprised.... now if you'll excuse me.. remember smileys for final posts only
elderly tags Dragon Wallpaper yin yan ying yang
Deeply touching. I'll have to openly weep.
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your nose is running again, (hands gnome a baby dragon).. nope sorry! (hands gnome a hankie)
ReplyDeleteI'm coughing too!
ReplyDeleteCan i please have some tea now?
(as if by magic the elderly produces a pot of tea from behind his back) I thought you'd never ask.. one baby dragon or ..... sorry one sugar or two?
ReplyDeletetwo manticores... ehm, sugars, please... Could you conjure cookies too?
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(coat, bike..... shops..... jaffa cakes please.... thank you!...., coat, plate)
ReplyDeletehere ya go, fresh Sylphs er sorry Jaffas....
Are they from the Warp? Chaos infested per chance?
ReplyDeletesigh!.... (coat, bike... infested? good! bike, coat) pant! pant!
ReplyDeleteshe said no, pant! there fresh in... just fell off the tree yesterday...
Just how I like 'em... Thanks Elderly. But please, do sit down...
ReplyDeletethanks it's downhill to the local shop, but uphill when your coming back laden with groceries..... it's a conspiracy by the town planners...
ReplyDeleteTwn planners are wise! (well not really, but they do try to be... well, unless they ar -as usual- filthy capitalist pigs in the servie of Satan...)
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I'd never thought of it that way...... ever....... till now... that would explain the large circular altar in City Hall....
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Apparently it does... Does it have a euro sign on it too?
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!!!! how did you know?
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(hand gnome and elderly copies of the smiley rulebook) hey guys i can't be coming in here for every smiley you print.... one smiley ya know the rules........
ReplyDeleteone has to know stuff
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yeah well (reads gnomes name tag) Mr.Gnome, this isn;t the only blog i've got to visit, every time someone posts a smiley it's my job to go and authenticate it (shows Gnome his job title tag).
ReplyDeleteDo you know how many smileys are fake... you'd be surprised.... now if you'll excuse me.. remember smileys for final posts only
!!!! okay time for a final smiley..... is he gone?
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hee hee
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