Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Porn for Leprechauns: Nurses



Well I'm back, a much wiser and chastised Seamus the Leprechaun, guest blogger but only because of the favour and great tolerance of the Elderly Gamer. May I also take this opportunity to thank two extraordinary bloggers, who showed great patience and kindness in harboring a fugitive Leprechaun. So take a bow mr. Gnome and a mr. Father Krishna, without your support I would have most surely have had to sell my body to survive.

So in celebration of this most auspicious of times, may i present a classic Leprechaun fetish, Nurses. This is in honour of you mr. elderly...... Thank you for taking me back

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19 comments:

The Elderly said...

oh sweet f#@&$$

...Gnome where are you?, you put him up to this I know it....

fatherkrishna said...

You know what? I love nurses too! Especially when they are as hot as this bunch! In fact Seamus I love 'em so much... I married one!

However...If I'm honest, she doesn't look quite the same as these lot... is that a bad confession on Valentine's Day?

Seamus, I'm a bit feverish... I need attention...

Call one of those ladies to mop me brow...

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

ya married a nurse.... can i meet her? , your a lucky man.. a nurse on valentines day, you've got it made FK...

all us leprechauns like nurses has she any sisters, about 3'5" ?

The Elderly said...

..they'll be no nurse calling, the last time i called a nurse.... but thats a story for another day (mops forehead with hankerchief) please god no one sees this post......

TheTimeRunner said...

I hate to admit myself but I too married a nurse. Makes me wish my nurse dressed like this as well.

well today is valentines day so the day is still young.

To quote a famous US saying "Heeeeelllllooooooooooo NURSE!"

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

...bejany this is brilliant... has she any sisters Timerunner?

The Elderly said...

(buries his head in his hands.....)

fatherkrishna said...

She has five but none are nurses or small enough for you Seamus...

So you'll have to make do with those on your mentors site...

Timerunner! congratulations on your scoring a nurse too...

But they do not actually look like that after you've scored 'em... BAH!

In fact they wear tunics and trousers these days, not short mini skirts and those head bands with a red cross on them...

And guess what? They've had to deal with so many demanding patients in work that if you demand so much as a cup of tea or a foot massage...

Well you can imagine how much attention you get...

Thus, tis better to imagine them like the way Elderly and Seamus showed us...

Much better in the cyber world!!!

J said...

Stop using The Leprechaun as a scape goat for your filty side Elderly! *lol*

She's really has been a bad nurse though...Having her breasts out like that. She should be sacked. (Or taste a sack...)

TheTimeRunner said...

Seamus, indeed my wife has sisters and they are tiny in some respects but sadly no dice with thee good sir. They are all taken. And besides being the overprotective big brother that I am...

Yes FatherK, tis sad they do not wear such as in the past. My wife wishes she could though. I is lucky then that I have a nurse who is willing to tend to my needs when the call arises.

Please take heart Elderly, this too shall pass.

gnome said...

I haven't married no nurse, but I remember bur...

(Elderly hits gnome with a shovel)

The Elderly said...

(smiles at assembled guests...) oops, a little accident

(puts shovel away......)

J how could you? moi I never.. and exploiting leprechauns... why that would be the last thing on my mind.....

hi FK, Timerunner, if you'll excuse me.....

(drags Gnome out of the comment room.....)

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

J she was a particularily bad nurse after that photo was taken..... here let me show you..... (hands polaroids to J.....)

Well FK and Timerunner, it's sad I am this day, that my height and the availability of ye're spouses sisters have conspired to dampen my enthusiasm for nurses.... but i will presevere, secure in the knowledge that someday, somewhere......

how lucky both of you are, whether they tend to your needs or not, ....though the idea of white trousers is quite appealing too.......

....erm why is eldery dragging Gnome out of the room?

(waves at the unconscious Gnome......)

gnome said...

+

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

:)

gnome said...

:)?

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

( the final fleeting glimpse of gnome and his puzzled expression, haunts the Leprechaun...)

I wonder what was wrong with Gnome.... oh well to late to worry now, must have been wind.....

gnome said...

;)

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

:)