Shion from Xenosaga III
"Onechanbara"
Thank you Deitrix, never seen it before
Hello, Seamus here with the next instalment of the ongoing series Porn for Leprechauns.
I would like to thank J's Corner of Randomness for the intital inspiration which led to this deviation from the blogging norm.
Of course I would have liked to thank my Father and Mother, but for the fact they'd probably drown me. Luckily they'll never see the depths of depravity their son has reached to eke out an existence.
Feel free to add any link to similar Videos of in-game showering, I as an amateur gamer may have missed. Full credit and a thousand cead mile failtes will be offered in your name.
Videos in order from top to ...erm.. bottom!
Aya Brea from Parasite Eve
Christie in Dead or Alive
Dixie from Rumble Roses
Rei from Project Zero 3
Shioni from Xenosaga III
Onechanbara
Clickable inkies porn leprechauns video game shower scene
27 comments:
How could you forget this one...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2gaCb3yxY
Ooooooooo my oooooo my... th thank you Deitrix.....
.....Seamus what the? you can't.... oh my dear... no wonder the phone has been ringing off the hook, are you aware how many complaints i've got....
right that's it... I'm reviewing our leasing arrangement.. you've really done it this time......
but mr.elderly sir!.. I .... I meant no harm... honest look.... please dont' get rid of me... i like it here.. i have no place to go... mr. elderly i beseech you...
I love your new soft-core porn site you have going here guys!!
.... and boy do I feel like a winner after watching this kind of stuff..!
Make that extra soft-core not so porn video game we are not losers site..!!! Yeah! Much better!
and your welcome Leprechaun, anytime!
...you mean you really like it.. but why has elderly gone ballistic, thank you Deitrix your support is touching..... sniff! buddy
see... seamus... now we have a softcore porn blog.. .happy now? what possessed you to think of this..?
(looks up at elderly with tears in his eyes...)
dunno, well it was game related and all well it was J, it was his idea....
..i'd never have taught of some like this on my own now would I?
J huh.... right... well I suppose that makes sense.... I mean the idea was a good idea.. you haven't had one since you got here.....
..of course I haven't.. sure im a Leprechaun... you humans are much cleverer that us... matter of scientific fact it is mr. elderly ....
so do you forgive me, can i stay.. please, I'll check all the post with you in the future and thats a promise....
well... look
stop crying..
i'll ... i'll think about it.... check with me in future though....
my parents said I can't visit anymore....
Hello guys. Sorry to be away for so long, I had to take care of things. Well lets see what we have here...
....
...EEEK!
(Faints yet again)
..(lifts Timerunner into a sitting position....)
Sorry Deitrix, I can't apologise enough.... I can give you a note, to tell them this kinda thing will never happen again....
Well now Seamus just look at the fallout from your handiwork....
.. Actions have opposite and quite obviously devastating outcomes....
I just hope you can live with yourself....
..I'll try...
seeing as Timerunner is unconcious, can I have his custard creams?
(fixes oxygen mask to Timerunner....)
...what?... you've missed the entire point haven't you?
..ahhhhhh,
run it by me again....
Wow! Things are getting a little bit closer to the knuckle since you moved in Seamus... Crikey! :o
(looking rather angrily elderly points at a small diminutive figure cowering in the corner...)
sorry FK... it was that little snots fault......
(tears in his eyes, Seamus looks up pleadingly at Fk.....)
I'm sorry, please... please forgive me...
Forgive you? Why there's nothing to forgive my tiny friend! Close to the knuckle can be good! :)
(removes air mask)
Forgive me yet again for letting it go to my..er, head. I just did not realize how many shower scenes their were in games these days. It's bad enough we have pole dancing in DOAX 2.
...thank you FK, I knew you'd understand... buddy!
Poledancing in Doax2.. .now thats interesting....
Don't even think about it Seamus, if I see even so much as a flag pole on this site your a microwavable snack.... that's a promise....
..hope your ok Timerunner, your still very pale,.. maybe you'd like to stay seated for a bit longer....
FK ... really, he responds better to the fire and brimstone treatment...
OK! Understood Elderly! Right Seamus! No more Hobnobs for you tonight! (Waits till Elderly is not looking and slips Seamus a hobnob...)
(And for those of you from the US who are raising an eyebrow right now, a hobnob is a biscuit, NOT a body part!)
..Seamus what's in your mouth.....?
munch ..munch....
me teeth.....
(smiles at FK....)
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