Console Gaming for the Elderly
8(mr. elderlyyyyyyyyyyy!
...what!? 8(8)..no worries little Alf, it's just Gnomey up to his old tricks again...nice one Gnome hee hee, now how do I... wait now how did he manage to lock the post...?:(
It's not me.I'm busy barricading the Lair. Those ladies seem dangerous. And the leprechaun pissed. And undead.
(looks intently at Gnome's sombre visage..then pinches himself quite hard)...nah, ye guys.. :(no this isn't happening, I'm going to wake up and all this will be just a silly bad dream...(pinches himself even harder, this time raising a red weldt on his forearm...)any second now, I'll wake...8( oh shhht, but he was stiff! like a piece of wood, even if..gulp!
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so......the times they are a changin...
(hums along the Narrator)Right. Follow me Elderly. And do grab the flamethrower. I do believe we have enough time to modify the Pincher-bot into a Shredder-bot.Hurry!
yes yes of course, time is of the essence, the flamethrower, brilliant!shredder bot what an idea!:) (stares at Blog Narrator)we will overcome!!!Alf!!! get Ripper, follow us(runs after Gnome...)
futile....haaa haaa haaaaaa!
(unleashes horde of goblins)(socialist monarchist goblins to be utterly precise)My. It can't be...
(calls in an airstrike)Hah!
ah mr.Gnome...abandoner!!! let me see, you've called in an airstrike on your own position?:D
Gnome, please tell me he's wrong:(
Well, sadly no. It was a minor tactical miscalculation. More of an over optimistic approach really. Well, uhm, run?
8(..another life threatening event you've gotten us into.....(runs for cover with Gnome....)
And they escaped and lived happily ever after!THE END:)
..And...that's a wrap... Well done guys, right onto the next scene... the wubbernet never stands still..
:)
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mr. elderlyyyyyyyyyyy!
...what!?
8(
8)
..no worries little Alf, it's just Gnomey up to his old tricks again...
nice one Gnome hee hee, now how do I... wait now how did he manage to lock the post...?
:(
It's not me.
I'm busy barricading the Lair. Those ladies seem dangerous. And the leprechaun pissed. And undead.
(looks intently at Gnome's sombre visage..then pinches himself quite hard)
...nah, ye guys.. :(
no this isn't happening, I'm going to wake up and all this will be just a silly bad dream...
(pinches himself even harder, this time raising a red weldt on his forearm...)
any second now, I'll wake...
8(
oh shhht, but he was stiff! like a piece of wood, even if..
gulp!
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so....
..the times they are a changin...
(hums along the Narrator)
Right. Follow me Elderly. And do grab the flamethrower. I do believe we have enough time to modify the Pincher-bot into a Shredder-bot.
Hurry!
yes yes of course, time is of the essence,
the flamethrower, brilliant!
shredder bot what an idea!
:)
(stares at Blog Narrator)
we will overcome!!!
Alf!!! get Ripper, follow us
(runs after Gnome...)
futile....
haaa haaa haaaaaa!
(unleashes horde of goblins)
(socialist monarchist goblins to be utterly precise)
My. It can't be...
(calls in an airstrike)
Hah!
ah mr.Gnome
...abandoner!!!
let me see, you've called in an airstrike on your own position?
:D
Gnome, please tell me he's wrong
:(
Well, sadly no. It was a minor tactical miscalculation. More of an over optimistic approach really. Well, uhm, run?
8(
..another life threatening event you've gotten us into.....
(runs for cover with Gnome....)
And they escaped and lived happily ever after!
THE END
:)
..And...
that's a wrap...
Well done guys, right onto the next scene...
the wubbernet never stands still..
:)
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