tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post115203094610425554..comments2024-03-29T06:43:36.207+00:00Comments on The Elderly Gamer: LOTR: The battle for middle earth II ReviewAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154396126410050302006-08-01T02:35:00.000+01:002006-08-01T02:35:00.000+01:00Almost got it!Bravo Mr. elderly! Most impressive!Almost got it!<BR/><BR/>Bravo Mr. elderly! Most impressive!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154373097436329462006-07-31T20:11:00.000+01:002006-07-31T20:11:00.000+01:00you can say that again, im having problems focussi...you can say that again, im having problems focussing....... now how did that go again....<BR/><BR/>(pulls bertha's ear, tips her 50 euro......)<BR/><BR/>Smack!<BR/><BR/>:0!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154369173550083102006-07-31T19:06:00.000+01:002006-07-31T19:06:00.000+01:00Bertha I think... Quite appropriate, me thinks...Bertha I think... Quite appropriate, me thinks...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154289618379517182006-07-30T21:00:00.000+01:002006-07-30T21:00:00.000+01:00indeed i've said it many time gomes goems and gnom...indeed i've said it many time gomes goems and gnomes just know stuff....... <BR/><BR/>psst whats the blond waitresses name?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154287130440595642006-07-30T20:18:00.001+01:002006-07-30T20:18:00.001+01:00a gnome alsoa gnome alsoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154287107258110682006-07-30T20:18:00.000+01:002006-07-30T20:18:00.000+01:00A gome has to know thing you know...:)A gome has to know thing you know...<BR/><BR/>:)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154207440204823322006-07-29T22:10:00.000+01:002006-07-29T22:10:00.000+01:00lol...... (elderly opens one eye...) Party!... dam...lol...... (elderly opens one eye...) Party!... damn Gnome you know how to organise a rescue squad.....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154203609150459892006-07-29T21:06:00.000+01:002006-07-29T21:06:00.000+01:00right... stay there, ok? ... (no answer?)ok.. gues...right... stay there, ok? ... (no answer?)<BR/><BR/>ok.. guess you wil then.<BR/><BR/>BRB<BR/><BR/>(57 minutes later)<BR/><BR/>Here they are:<BR/><BR/>1 witch doctor, 4 half naked waitresses, 1 naked, 1 witch, 1 x-ray specialist, 1 Robin Williams and 1 dentist...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154113727278211832006-07-28T20:08:00.000+01:002006-07-28T20:08:00.000+01:00no no i'll be fine leave her rest.... (gets dizzy....no no i'll be fine leave her rest.... (gets dizzy......) I couldn't handle another resurrection..... (elderly tries ot open one eye, but the room keeps spinning) call one of the waitresses.....from the other ......<BR/><BR/>(elderly collapses..........)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154041206022084082006-07-28T00:00:00.000+01:002006-07-28T00:00:00.000+01:00Oh my! Nurse! Nuuuurse!!!fuck... she's all burried...Oh my! Nurse! Nuuuurse!!!<BR/><BR/>fuck... she's all burried... hang on a momemnt I'll resurect the old murderous hag...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1154034092355193352006-07-27T22:01:00.000+01:002006-07-27T22:01:00.000+01:00lol flips coin into the air and it lands on...... ...lol <BR/><BR/>flips coin into the air and it lands on...... the elderlies head causing massive external bleeding.......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153958931974992812006-07-27T01:08:00.000+01:002006-07-27T01:08:00.000+01:00sure.... I'll have tails...sure.... I'll have tails...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153952683095691382006-07-26T23:24:00.000+01:002006-07-26T23:24:00.000+01:00throws the mouse tail away.......should we flip a ...throws the mouse tail away.......<BR/><BR/>should we flip a coin to see who gets the above average one?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153934907845902442006-07-26T18:28:00.000+01:002006-07-26T18:28:00.000+01:002 actually... one of tem will be above average...S...2 actually... one of tem will be above average...<BR/><BR/>Stop fiddling with the tail.. Groopies hate 'em!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153859122381271892006-07-25T21:25:00.000+01:002006-07-25T21:25:00.000+01:00so if i play really really hard to get and all alo...so if i play really really hard to get and all aloof I could eventually hit on a short sighted average looking groupie.......... thems great odds....<BR/><BR/>(retrieves mouse tail....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153786149138754362006-07-25T01:09:00.000+01:002006-07-25T01:09:00.000+01:00Of course... Lots of them.. Just not the best-look...Of course... Lots of them.. Just not the best-looking ones, but I always valued quantity over quality... Statisticaly we should get decent per month.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153778080599664932006-07-24T22:54:00.000+01:002006-07-24T22:54:00.000+01:00jeez your right (heads back to pedal bin).... do y...jeez your right (heads back to pedal bin).... do you really think we could attract groupies?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153743702526384982006-07-24T13:21:00.000+01:002006-07-24T13:21:00.000+01:00Weeeee!!we're so f*cking famous. Groopie time!Oh a...Weeeee!!<BR/><BR/>we're so f*cking famous. Groopie time!<BR/><BR/>Oh and don't clean it... We'll turn it to a shrine/tourist trap!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153665711015806572006-07-23T15:41:00.000+01:002006-07-23T15:41:00.000+01:00lawyers? no no we have to trust people, I can't im...lawyers? no no we have to trust people, I can't imagine anyone trying to rip us off, especially with your powers. <BR/><BR/>Interestingly i discovered the other day that google search uses the comments section as well as the main post. Which means our 2d mouse story has already been broadcast. <BR/><BR/>(puts tail in pedal bin), now how the hell am i going to clean that? (pointing to the mouse Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153606632123669102006-07-22T23:17:00.000+01:002006-07-22T23:17:00.000+01:00IiikkkYou didn't have to do that...Anyway... we sh...Iiikkk<BR/><BR/>You didn't have to do that...<BR/><BR/>Anyway... we should get some lawyers in there...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153579026821641482006-07-22T15:37:00.000+01:002006-07-22T15:37:00.000+01:00we could publish..... at the moment i'm negotiatin...we could publish..... at the moment i'm negotiating a deal with 2d mouse traps Inc., if that works out we could franchise the whole sad episode. <BR/><BR/>(pulls mouseys tail away from the ceiling)<BR/><BR/>slourpippp!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153561356869721102006-07-22T10:42:00.000+01:002006-07-22T10:42:00.000+01:00Yes....that about sums it...Poor mousey... quite a...Yes....that about sums it...<BR/><BR/>Poor mousey... quite a day he had...<BR/><BR/>(we could ublish the story and get rich. I keep repeating myself, though)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153444943724637202006-07-21T02:22:00.000+01:002006-07-21T02:22:00.000+01:00(elderly runs to catch mousey.......misses by a wh...(elderly runs to catch mousey.......<BR/>misses by a whisker.......SPLAT!)<BR/><BR/>oh my sweet divine ...........<BR/><BR/>(runs to give mousey mouth to mouth, stops........looks at gnome)<BR/><BR/>just a recap, i drew a stick figure mouse for a lap top mouse pad, i killed it, you brought it back by witchcraft, it appeared running around on the ceiling, jumped and is now in a big ink blot on theAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153423859199486042006-07-20T20:30:00.000+01:002006-07-20T20:30:00.000+01:00swoosh....There, he jumped... And his fine.Oops..m...swoosh....<BR/><BR/>There, he jumped... And his fine.<BR/><BR/>Oops..minus a tail..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13441809988487585009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-1153419035809027332006-07-20T19:10:00.000+01:002006-07-20T19:10:00.000+01:00(looks at the rash developin on his arms from wear...(looks at the rash developin on his arms from wearing the black robe..)<BR/><BR/>dunno we might not have a second chance<BR/><BR/>(itches rash)<BR/><BR/>(holds birthday hat under mousey)<BR/><BR/>Jump mousey, daddy will catch youAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.com