tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post2996152072272765745..comments2024-01-13T04:20:40.024+00:00Comments on The Elderly Gamer: Dead Island Reviews, App and ComicAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-23786420699244968312011-09-26T13:38:47.689+01:002011-09-26T13:38:47.689+01:00:):)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-77401818265439051392011-09-26T10:51:42.363+01:002011-09-26T10:51:42.363+01:00(smiles emphatically)
:)(smiles emphatically)<br /><br />:)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-54320107611373114542011-09-24T15:47:14.367+01:002011-09-24T15:47:14.367+01:008(
(elderly appears noplussed by the wardrobe acc...8(<br /><br />(elderly appears noplussed by the wardrobe accessory...)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-61744727307322603842011-09-23T15:56:14.087+01:002011-09-23T15:56:14.087+01:00(dresses Elderly in a tutu)
:)(dresses Elderly in a tutu)<br /><br />:)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-39458436091746732872011-09-21T15:48:12.162+01:002011-09-21T15:48:12.162+01:00(elderly appears catatonic..)
8((elderly appears catatonic..)<br /><br />8(Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-13515568937825118082011-09-21T14:56:13.715+01:002011-09-21T14:56:13.715+01:00(smiley Gnome to be precise)
:)(smiley Gnome to be precise)<br /><br />:)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-90530605549288530342011-09-20T19:00:11.625+01:002011-09-20T19:00:11.625+01:008(
(elderly stands transfixed at the gory scene ...8( <br /><br />(elderly stands transfixed at the gory scene in front of him, Ripper seeks refuge in the cellar, his severed mandible lying in a pool of dark blood....and Gnome? well Gnome is Gnome..)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-70474825078287729842011-09-20T15:39:22.750+01:002011-09-20T15:39:22.750+01:00Right. That does it.
(rips of one mandible)
NOW ...Right. That does it.<br /><br />(rips of one mandible)<br /><br />NOW will you be quiet you demonic beast from hell?<br /><br />Ah, good.<br /><br />Nice. <br /><br />Now, to fix you up...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-87882822444194304202011-09-19T19:55:15.652+01:002011-09-19T19:55:15.652+01:00...? I'm not running! just well more... well i......? I'm not running! just well more... well insurance really.. <br /><br />do you really think it would work?<br /><br />(summons courage to stand in front of Gnome and intimidate Ripper)<br /><br />Alright you bug eyed freak! your gonna tell us who took the soup or Gnome here is gonna rip off your mandibles... the razor sharp tungsten steel.. gulp! vibrating..mandibles...<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-70978611115450445142011-09-19T15:45:04.958+01:002011-09-19T15:45:04.958+01:00No, no, intimidate. Like, uhm "I'll crush...No, no, intimidate. Like, uhm "I'll crush your spidey legs" or something.<br /><br />Oh well... run away!gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-67719021299516495122011-09-16T23:11:37.821+01:002011-09-16T23:11:37.821+01:008( intimidate? Ripper?
What you want me to take o...8( intimidate? Ripper?<br /><br />What you want me to take out my teeth?<br /><br />(edges himself and Gnome towards the exit..)<br /><br />nice spidey!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-16001418519553078692011-09-16T16:58:57.490+01:002011-09-16T16:58:57.490+01:00Good.
Now, SIT boy. Sit.
He doesn't sit, do...Good. <br /><br />Now, SIT boy. Sit.<br /><br />He doesn't sit, does he?<br /><br />Uhm, this reminds me, is Ripper trained?<br /><br />No.<br /><br />I see.<br /><br />New plan.<br /><br />We intimidate the thing!gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-3069150195870142242011-09-14T23:45:37.647+01:002011-09-14T23:45:37.647+01:00...? ripper? but he'd never...
..right we......? ripper? but he'd never... <br /><br />..right we'll just ask him nicely, I'm no good at interrogating spiders... you've got experience with this...<br /><br />(stands behind Gnome, waits for Ripper to enter the room...)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-59435447316829829112011-09-14T16:26:03.245+01:002011-09-14T16:26:03.245+01:00RIPPEEEEEEEEEEER!RIPPEEEEEEEEEEER!gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-89733954884450264502011-09-13T18:35:34.506+01:002011-09-13T18:35:34.506+01:00Oh dearrrr
Well I started cooking it on the 11th,...Oh dearrrr<br /><br />Well I started cooking it on the 11th, kept it bubbling through the early hours of the 12th, I waited and waited.. and when I woke up!!<br /><br />(takes deep breath...)<br /><br />Well it's... gone!!! :(Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-88927522222492788052011-09-13T14:51:39.430+01:002011-09-13T14:51:39.430+01:00Those are pretend buttocks too dear Father I'm...Those are pretend buttocks too dear Father I'm afraid. Just like Elderly said. Proletarians can't afford proper ones you see. Anyway. I could let you have a peek.<br /><br />And, uhm, Elderly, how soon till the curry?gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-16413022128650225772011-09-11T13:27:15.899+01:002011-09-11T13:27:15.899+01:00..Phew!!! that was touch and go...
...yes ye head.....Phew!!! that was touch and go...<br /><br />...yes ye head off to find those bottocks and I'll order us a nice curry for your return...<br /><br />Alf you can have the rest of the day off!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-4457536589587881512011-09-10T14:39:37.475+01:002011-09-10T14:39:37.475+01:00Oh I see! You were pretending! Well that explains ...Oh I see! You were pretending! Well that explains it! Now Gnome... take me to those bottocks!fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-57608289642072632152011-09-08T20:34:03.097+01:002011-09-08T20:34:03.097+01:00@Gnome... quick, we've been rumbled put on the...@Gnome... quick, we've been rumbled put on these workmens clothes..<br /><br />@Father Krishna... erm Greetings to you! it is so good to have you back again. now we do need to clear this most erm.. see it's not what it seems like, Gnome and I were... well we were.. am ... pretending yes... we were a pretending, putting ourselves in the shoes of the bourgeosie to better understand their.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-81392321591619717452011-09-08T18:24:07.355+01:002011-09-08T18:24:07.355+01:00*Father K slips in through an open window having e...*Father K slips in through an open window having eavesdropped incredulously outside, whilst the two sage like gaming gurus discuss their upward social mobility in the face of their home nation's dire finacial predicaments...*<br /><br />Right! Firstly I want to know exactly when you two joined the borguoisie... Are you profitting from the importation of Cuban mafia controlled rum and fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-74256375698185033052011-09-08T15:39:59.959+01:002011-09-08T15:39:59.959+01:00Three cheers for them brave leaders then!
Hooray...Three cheers for them brave leaders then! <br /><br />Hooray for their lesson teaching abilities!<br /><br />Hoorah for the bankers!<br /><br />Hey, that's a most exciting rum, innit?gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-15865729501772657852011-09-08T02:04:40.133+01:002011-09-08T02:04:40.133+01:00(passes Gnome a cuban cigar..ignores Alf...)
Nah...(passes Gnome a cuban cigar..ignores Alf...) <br /><br />Nah I think he's had enough from us today.... besides what lessons we haven't imparted today our respective Governments aka IMF will teach him over the next few months...<br /><br />here's to our leaders....<br /><br />(pours more rum....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-36439755969750062872011-09-07T15:54:04.161+01:002011-09-07T15:54:04.161+01:00Ah, tsk, poor Alf. Sad isn't it? Then again, I...Ah, tsk, poor Alf. Sad isn't it? Then again, I do believe it is only us that deserve to have their bottocks massaged by weird chairs while sipping rum.<br /><br />I do like rum.<br /><br />A lot.<br /><br />Think we should demonize the workers a bit more then?gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-59251099766640409312011-09-06T20:27:37.963+01:002011-09-06T20:27:37.963+01:00(whispers to Gnome...) you do know Alf is still a ...(whispers to Gnome...) you do know Alf is still a member of the proletariat?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-43354018768489684732011-09-06T20:25:21.615+01:002011-09-06T20:25:21.615+01:00Hiya Gnome :) welcome back! you were severely miss...Hiya Gnome :) welcome back! you were severely missed, my my you do look rested but...<br /><br />(escorts Gnome to the newly installed heated vibration archair...gently sits him down and hands him the remote control...)<br /><br />Shamefully the copy and pasting hasn't ended, but I'm at least a tad closer to writing my first review, give it a year or so. Still alot to learn at the hands Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.com