tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post3885951050903469219..comments2024-01-13T04:20:40.024+00:00Comments on The Elderly Gamer: Metal Gear 4 TGS 2006 TrailerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-47253512145112550522006-10-14T01:23:00.000+01:002006-10-14T01:23:00.000+01:00what dildo?
.....oh sorry!!!!
(reverts to chara...what dildo? <br /><br />.....oh sorry!!!!<br /><br />(reverts to character)<br /><br />(seconds after elderly swallows the pill his skin colour returns to normal.... and he resumes breating properly again... the crisis has been averted thanks to the swift action of our superhero... Gnome the leveller)<br /><br />(a not yet quite fully recovered elderly whispers under his breath....)<br /><br />.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-59415403101228505542006-10-13T17:49:00.000+01:002006-10-13T17:49:00.000+01:00(gnome duly folows advice, prepares a meal, turns ...(gnome duly folows advice, prepares a meal, turns of the super-dildo, ant pops a pill)<br /><br />Feck it... Forgot you Mr. Elderly... Sorry... Here. Ave a pillgnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-29529546692206977942006-10-12T23:28:00.000+01:002006-10-12T23:28:00.000+01:00(Gnome rushes to the medicine cabinet...... unsure...(Gnome rushes to the medicine cabinet...... unsure of what medicine to pick he closes his eyes and picks a small a bottle with yellow tablets inside it.......lable reads" <br /><br />"Take one when Dying, take with food, may cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate heavy machinery"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-80317597000170678592006-10-12T23:25:00.000+01:002006-10-12T23:25:00.000+01:00Sorry for cutting in like this, but i think you mi...Sorry for cutting in like this, but i think you might have overdone it Gnome... look like the poor guy's having a heart attack <br /><br />I'll get the ambulance...... he keeps his tablets round here somewhere....<br /><br />and for gods sake get rid of the naked zombies, what are the authorities going to say when they get here......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-65123308513829640972006-10-12T23:22:00.000+01:002006-10-12T23:22:00.000+01:00(elderly stumbles backwards.... gasps! collapses ....(elderly stumbles backwards.... gasps! collapses .... face turns red..... then blue..... )Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-80315118993218873362006-10-12T17:05:00.000+01:002006-10-12T17:05:00.000+01:00Surprise!!!!
Elderly is presented with his gift: ...Surprise!!!!<br /><br />Elderly is presented with his gift: the Zombie Strippers!!!gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-74850611499290120722006-10-08T23:00:00.000+01:002006-10-08T23:00:00.000+01:00......(elderly heads to the bar to speak with the .........(elderly heads to the bar to speak with the dwarf barman.....) Gone!.... where is everyone gone..?<br /><br />(elderly notices the edge of a shoe underneath the couch..... he quietly tip toe towards the shoe, grabs it..and pulls.........)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-8988876936491405052006-10-08T19:30:00.000+01:002006-10-08T19:30:00.000+01:00(nowhere)(nowhere)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-39221305141527669432006-10-06T01:44:00.000+01:002006-10-06T01:44:00.000+01:00(elderly can't shrug off the feeling he's being wa...(elderly can't shrug off the feeling he's being watched) <br /><br />.......anyway Deitrix, it's time to discuss plan B, now we know gnome regularily imbibes at some local hosetleries... so what we<br /><br />Deitrix!....... <br /><br />Where the feck did Deitrix go.....<br /><br />(eldery notices a small blob of blood on the seat where Deitrix had been only seconds before....)<br /><br />(the Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-24256136090001797172006-10-05T14:32:00.000+01:002006-10-05T14:32:00.000+01:00(nowhere)(nowhere)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-2802573809745407512006-10-05T00:16:00.000+01:002006-10-05T00:16:00.000+01:00(shakes the scanner.....) this bloody thing is gon...(shakes the scanner.....) this bloody thing is gone wonky... according to this Gnomes standing right behind us..... bloody technology you can never trust it...... What's the waitresses name by the way.? <br /><br />(checks watch) I wonder where Gnome is?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-73598081656573709582006-10-04T17:44:00.000+01:002006-10-04T17:44:00.000+01:00(absent gnomes keeps a watchful eye)(absent gnomes keeps a watchful eye)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-17828142271075965602006-10-04T15:02:00.000+01:002006-10-04T15:02:00.000+01:00Scratch n sniff stickers! Gnomes dont know the dif...Scratch n sniff stickers! Gnomes dont know the difference.. I stuck them all over the paper and gnomes are inclined to eat them..! <br />Just look over there -> you see I stuck one to the waitresses butt and the rest is history!<br /><br />(You can barely see the top of the 3ft mans hat behind the bar... back n forth, back n forth it goes trying to keep up with the busy waitress..)<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547784695409518475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-32689669623187690822006-10-03T23:07:00.000+01:002006-10-03T23:07:00.000+01:00(running into the room)
I here i just finished a...(running into the room) <br /><br />I here i just finished a late shift.... jeez Deitrix that bartender pulls a great pint....(drinks long and hard..)<br /><br />aahhhhhhhhhhh! I needed that<br /><br />(takes off coat, put on some Martha Reeves...)<br /><br />so any sign of Gnome.... (checks watch....) the ink on the lists should have taken effect by now... that was a great plan of yours Deitrix,Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-75929996150298065822006-10-03T18:57:00.000+01:002006-10-03T18:57:00.000+01:00Bottoms up!!
(still not here though)Bottoms up!!<br /><br />(still not here though)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-9003234591327502112006-10-03T01:52:00.000+01:002006-10-03T01:52:00.000+01:00( DEITRIX yells for the bartender to bring another...( DEITRIX yells for the bartender to bring another round of shots )<br />Nevermind where you are... here. Bottoms up boys!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547784695409518475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-15216312330426267312006-10-03T00:58:00.000+01:002006-10-03T00:58:00.000+01:00ahhh .... now i know, well i knew... well that is ...ahhh .... now i know, well i knew... well that is a part of my brain ...knew what legal pads were, ???<br /><br />but another more significant half told the bit what remembered to forget.... ??<br /><br />so i had forgotten.. but an image was enough to jog my latent concsciousness....<br /><br />where am I again...?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-68379459892751148622006-10-03T00:45:00.000+01:002006-10-03T00:45:00.000+01:00Theres only one way to get it all back..... we wil...Theres only one way to get it all back..... we will just have to wait!<br /><br />These are legal pads. <br /><br />http://www.officemax.com/max/solutions/product/prodBlock.jsp?BV_UseBVCookie=yes&expansionOID=-536896595&prodBlockOID=52747Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547784695409518475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-9546908508939910892006-10-02T23:16:00.000+01:002006-10-02T23:16:00.000+01:00...where the phekk did Gnome go?....
oh well gues......where the phekk did Gnome go?....<br /><br />oh well guess it's time for another theory list......<br /><br />Deitrix? have you seen the stationery box... it was right here in front of Gnom.............<br /><br />nah he'd never....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-72096833749081535012006-10-02T01:21:00.000+01:002006-10-02T01:21:00.000+01:00(gnome is definitely not there)(gnome is definitely not there)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-11523658444657900642006-10-01T01:45:00.000+01:002006-10-01T01:45:00.000+01:00and just precisely how did you identify them as yo...and just precisely how did you identify them as yours? I don't remember you coming in here with any lists....<br /><br />Detrix!!! I think I know where your character list is..... was....!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-50755361495918891732006-09-30T18:40:00.000+01:002006-09-30T18:40:00.000+01:00I'm eating MY theory list and MY character names l...I'm eating MY theory list and MY character names list. Havent touched (or bitten or fondled) anything that doesn't belong to me...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-27260266031091353392006-09-30T17:38:00.000+01:002006-09-30T17:38:00.000+01:00not here! i'm still missing my mgs4 theory list......not here! i'm still missing my mgs4 theory list........ i'll have a look in here!!!! what's a legal pad?<br /><br />(elderly scratches his head... gnome continues munching.....)<br /><br />Gnome just what are you eating??Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-5233585297534882312006-09-30T01:43:00.000+01:002006-09-30T01:43:00.000+01:00(...DEITRIX yells from other room- "Has anybody se...(...DEITRIX yells from other room- "Has anybody seen my list of character names?"...)<br /><br />("Why is half of my legal pad missing?" ("That was the end of my story damnit!!")Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547784695409518475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-22419579822424549812006-09-30T00:06:00.000+01:002006-09-30T00:06:00.000+01:00Right well that blows that theory out of the water...Right well that blows that theory out of the water.... okay so my second theory involves cosmetic surgery, where did I put....<br /><br />(looks for his theory list.. notices Gnome chewing something.....)<br /><br />Gnome! you didn't by any chance just eat my theory list did you?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.com