tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post7185482777236498330..comments2024-01-13T04:20:40.024+00:00Comments on The Elderly Gamer: ApocalyptoAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-69779203979368476892006-12-20T20:03:00.000+00:002006-12-20T20:03:00.000+00:00your right, I will
hello little girl, where's you...your right, I will<br /><br />hello little girl, where's your mummy?<br /><br /><br />...silence...<br /><br />hello, did you hear me? where's your mummy?<br /><br />....silence...<br /><br />now little girl, it's very rude not to answer questions... if you don't behave... im unplugging the TV....<br /><br />(... a dull humming noise appears behind the old man....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-60236191199010178662006-12-20T16:31:00.000+00:002006-12-20T16:31:00.000+00:00Go on... ask her.. not me.Go on... ask her.. not me.gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-45722266223389264572006-12-19T00:49:00.000+00:002006-12-19T00:49:00.000+00:00(sporting a nasty bump form headbutting himself ag...(sporting a nasty bump form headbutting himself agains the TV screen.......)<br /><br />a supernatural persona..... wow! so she has special powers... why is quivering like that and looking at me with all the hair.. .wheres her mother?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-86905864835613288802006-12-18T22:59:00.000+00:002006-12-18T22:59:00.000+00:00An Actress? Why of course not Sire!
She's a top s...An Actress? Why of course not Sire!<br /><br />She's a top supernatural persona.gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-43477439100591443292006-12-17T15:15:00.000+00:002006-12-17T15:15:00.000+00:00..an autograph? you mean she's just an actress?........an autograph? you mean she's just an actress?... well how the hell did she just climb through my telly....<br /><br />(looks at tv screen......) wonder if theres an angelina jolie in there?<br /><br />(Elderly starts to climb through the telly......>)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-77315883773132656882006-12-16T17:35:00.000+00:002006-12-16T17:35:00.000+00:00(gnome finally gets it)
I got it!
It's the Ring ...(gnome finally gets it)<br /><br />I got it!<br /><br />It's the Ring girl! Horrah!<br /><br />Care for an autograph Miss?gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-24272105870793585002006-12-14T23:53:00.000+00:002006-12-14T23:53:00.000+00:00(the blakc haired girl crawls on her hands and kne...(the blakc haired girl crawls on her hands and knees towards Gnome and elderly... her her is long it covers her face completely...under can be heard a guttural ripping sound... <br /><br />elderly perfoms a fatherkrishna evacuation....)<br /><br />Gnome... use the magic....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-20458991703865553592006-12-14T15:30:00.000+00:002006-12-14T15:30:00.000+00:00(gnome stands frozen and generally perplexed)
(st...(gnome stands frozen and generally perplexed)<br /><br />(still standing)<br /><br />(confusion settles in)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-24623534841214376012006-12-13T23:29:00.000+00:002006-12-13T23:29:00.000+00:00(frozen by fear, wathcing the strange girl in the ...(frozen by fear, wathcing the strange girl in the screen begin to climb out onto his carpet... elderly can only mutter.....)<br /><br />her.... there climbing out of the TV screen.... Gnome quickly change the station..... .......<br /><br />(elderlies hair turns prematurely white...... well less prematurely than normal.....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-39608787620315651922006-12-13T15:43:00.000+00:002006-12-13T15:43:00.000+00:00Fuck what?Fuck what?gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-7186714603390439122006-12-12T01:53:00.000+00:002006-12-12T01:53:00.000+00:00...... no must have been star radiation.... wait n......... no must have been star radiation.... wait now....<br /><br />(puts hand on TV aerial....)<br /><br />ho... tha.... 087097777<br />0998777<br /><br />llllllll<br /><br />...I'm getting a picture but it's very snowy..... <br /><br />(a long haired girl appears in the elderlies tv screen....)<br /><br />oh...fuck!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-42022875219294125022006-12-11T20:49:00.000+00:002006-12-11T20:49:00.000+00:00Oh.
Heh.
On.
Right.
Heard "in" for a moment......Oh.<br /><br />Heh.<br /><br />On.<br /><br />Right.<br /><br />Heard "in" for a moment...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-58954454828825565352006-12-09T00:41:00.000+00:002006-12-09T00:41:00.000+00:00...such an irreverantly joyful link, i couldn't he......such an irreverantly joyful link, i couldn't help but smile and dust the snow of my shiny head......<br /><br />..picking up some interference.....<br /><br />8778 ooooooooofjjjjjj<br /><br />no good... try putting your hand on the reindeer......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-80634198147090596712006-12-08T15:24:00.000+00:002006-12-08T15:24:00.000+00:001111
.....567
http://www.somethingawful.com/inde...1111<br /><br />.....567<br /><br />http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4301gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-13491073314907210032006-12-07T23:52:00.000+00:002006-12-07T23:52:00.000+00:00...how did timerunner slip in a message without me......how did timerunner slip in a message without me seeing it... guess when your trained in counter espionage, that sorta thing becomes second nature.. please send decipher overlay for raspberry subtext and training manual for sleeping during high pitched cries...<br /><br />10 4Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-75290315393826932752006-12-07T22:14:00.000+00:002006-12-07T22:14:00.000+00:00(encodes message to Gnome)
precisely, the rain c...(encodes message to Gnome) <br /><br />precisely, the rain came down in torrents, teeming it was, so torrential was the teeming torrent, that the torrent teemed freely down loads of city streets.....<br /><br />(message ends)<br /><br />subtitles have a place in my heart, but they tire me pretty quickly, hopefully theres an option to switch it off.... crouching tiger hidden dragon and flying Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-33593021442526819102006-12-07T20:51:00.000+00:002006-12-07T20:51:00.000+00:00This will be good- but its in subtitles only...!!This will be good- but its in subtitles only...!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547784695409518475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-4423091511424839392006-12-07T20:31:00.000+00:002006-12-07T20:31:00.000+00:00Oh, and may I add, that should YouTube fail us, th...Oh, and may I add, that should YouTube fail us, there are always the torrents....<br /><br />(whistles)<br /><br />Braveheart was a fine film...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-11047464221179323562006-12-07T14:43:00.000+00:002006-12-07T14:43:00.000+00:00I can't say I saw that episode but I did hear it w...I can't say I saw that episode but I did hear it while I was in bed as my younger siblings watched it. <br /><br />I fell asleep to the sound of Jesus saying "No, no, not again" *highpitched girly cries starting from low, medium and high*<br /><br />Anywho, what was this posting about, oh yes<br /><br />*another raspberry*NSonic79https://www.blogger.com/profile/05132803510484780883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-41718922043718631782006-12-07T00:55:00.000+00:002006-12-07T00:55:00.000+00:00ah south park..... a little like our podge and rod...ah south park..... a little like our podge and rodge.... heading over to my TV channel of choice youtube, bound to find it there.......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-46268917997271747202006-12-06T10:24:00.000+00:002006-12-06T10:24:00.000+00:00Anyone seen the South Park episode "The passion of...Anyone seen the South Park episode "The passion of the Jew"? Pretty sure FK would enjoy it. You too dear Elderly.gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-44957855376379208562006-12-06T03:07:00.000+00:002006-12-06T03:07:00.000+00:00...opens a window.........opens a window......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-63679752244312252162006-12-06T02:33:00.000+00:002006-12-06T02:33:00.000+00:00*rasberry**rasberry*NSonic79https://www.blogger.com/profile/05132803510484780883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-43951048198386373122006-12-05T21:26:00.000+00:002006-12-05T21:26:00.000+00:00...oh no not again, Gnomes fallen into the Nile.........oh no not again, Gnomes fallen into the Nile............<br /><br /><br />ahhh mad max those were the days.... i did't watch the passion of christ, but this is on the cards..... although i will admit those remarks were totally off keell, I'ts a bummer when your mouth works before your brain......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-4145668494761706132006-12-05T21:01:00.000+00:002006-12-05T21:01:00.000+00:00I just don't think i can bring myself to watch any...I just don't think i can bring myself to watch anything with his name attached to it after his shitty anti-semitic remarks. Whilst I'm no fan of Israel as a political force, to atack Jewish people as a whole was just crass.<br />actually I can think of something with his name attached to it that I will watch again and again and again...<br />the Mad Max trilogy I fucking love those films!fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.com