tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post8233900130891864148..comments2024-01-13T04:20:40.024+00:00Comments on The Elderly Gamer: Tomb Raider AnniversaryAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-26155441938227265772007-02-18T03:07:00.000+00:002007-02-18T03:07:00.000+00:00..they don't... look it says so here on wikipedia......they don't... look it says so here on wikipedia.....<BR/><BR/>(carries tft screen over to Gnome, pulling the cable out of the elderlies computer.. and blowing the graphics card in a spectacular loud bang and bright smokey puff.....)<BR/><BR/>uuups!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-25145937482192710852007-02-17T16:32:00.000+00:002007-02-17T16:32:00.000+00:00:):)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-4608999986977592782007-02-17T01:51:00.001+00:002007-02-17T01:51:00.001+00:00(applause.....) wait wolfs don't whistle...(applause.....) wait wolfs don't whistle...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-90347041710515236542007-02-17T01:51:00.000+00:002007-02-17T01:51:00.000+00:00fecking extraordinary.... (applause.....wolf whist...fecking extraordinary.... <BR/><BR/>(applause.....wolf whistles)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-3593180080522365512007-02-16T18:05:00.000+00:002007-02-16T18:05:00.000+00:00She's a true artists. Wait till she opens the beer...She's a true artists. Wait till she opens the beer-bottle... Ah, yes!<BR/><BR/>(applause)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-88743823619489433252007-02-16T00:25:00.000+00:002007-02-16T00:25:00.000+00:00(runs back into room, sees film... drops camera......(runs back into room, sees film... drops camera... sits beside Gnome and elderly......)<BR/><BR/>...... she'll never... not a chance.... <BR/><BR/>she Did!!!! bloody hell, that's not physically possible ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-62105746136358722582007-02-16T00:23:00.000+00:002007-02-16T00:23:00.000+00:00Masterful..... (turns his attention to film)wow ne...Masterful..... (turns his attention to film)<BR/><BR/>wow never knew you could do that to a living creature... is she upside down or is the camera upside down....?<BR/><BR/>...holy heavens she'll never....<BR/><BR/>she did!...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-77832646259395198072007-02-15T21:48:00.000+00:002007-02-15T21:48:00.000+00:00(gnome runs off)(returns with a projector ..er.. p...(gnome runs off)<BR/><BR/>(returns with a projector ..er.. projecting Tifa in hardcore exxxtreme scenes)<BR/><BR/>(timerunners faints)<BR/><BR/>(gnome pets stuff)<BR/><BR/>:)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-29078676800003694892007-02-14T01:48:00.000+00:002007-02-14T01:48:00.000+00:00(runs off to get video camera....)(runs off to get video camera....)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-18339599903403871452007-02-14T01:46:00.000+00:002007-02-14T01:46:00.000+00:00..oh no there's going to be blood isn't there? i j.....oh no there's going to be blood isn't there? i just know it? oh dear... oh dear....<BR/><BR/>..timerunner please, look i've made a fresh pot of tea.... gnome please, take your finger off the button a surely you'll agree a tomahawk missile attack is a disproportionate response...<BR/><BR/>please..... FK talk to them your a priest, they'll listen to you.....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-30786854691280104972007-02-13T22:46:00.000+00:002007-02-13T22:46:00.000+00:00Wow! Gnome! do you want me to hold your coat?Wow! Gnome! do you want me to hold your coat?fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-220505497333956322007-02-13T19:28:00.000+00:002007-02-13T19:28:00.000+00:00(smacks gnome with glove)You have sullied the name...(smacks gnome with glove)<BR/><BR/>You have sullied the name of Tifa, I challenge thee!NSonic79https://www.blogger.com/profile/05132803510484780883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-61892948678480335362007-02-13T18:27:00.000+00:002007-02-13T18:27:00.000+00:00No, no, not screwing.... Just some slight/soft bon...No, no, not screwing.... Just some slight/soft bondage and a bit of S/M really. It is such a welsoming blog after all (despite 'em silly disclaimers Elderly seems to put up everywhere)...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-20385709488460637062007-02-13T14:50:00.000+00:002007-02-13T14:50:00.000+00:00(shocked)Screw Tifa?!?!?!Sacraliage!!!I challenge ...(shocked)<BR/><BR/>Screw Tifa?!?!?!<BR/><BR/>Sacraliage!!!<BR/><BR/>I challenge you to a duel!NSonic79https://www.blogger.com/profile/05132803510484780883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-55618131700222881982007-02-12T21:35:00.000+00:002007-02-12T21:35:00.000+00:00(considers Ross's Tifa suggestion.. snaps out of d...(considers Ross's Tifa suggestion.. snaps out of day dream....)<BR/><BR/>They are quite excellent Ross, bu the Tifa suggestion wins out....<BR/><BR/>Gnome..... for the love of...<BR/><BR/>the elderly would like to stress that he or this blog in no way endorse the restraining of humans for sexual gratification ......<BR/><BR/>phew!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-47866238077604470752007-02-11T20:36:00.000+00:002007-02-11T20:36:00.000+00:00(protects tea, drinks tea, pets timerunner, argues...(protects tea, drinks tea, pets timerunner, argues with Lara, hellos deitrix, heys ross, envies FK and sits down)<BR/><BR/>Ahhhh... Another Tomb Raider. As J said, let's hope they nail it. Better yet tie it... hm...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-50455389376783524282007-02-11T19:58:00.000+00:002007-02-11T19:58:00.000+00:00Screw Tifa, that Lara wallpaper is rather nice. An...Screw Tifa, that Lara wallpaper is rather nice. And the Trauma Center one is good too.Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17761200717768270026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-21764039824121235102007-02-11T17:30:00.000+00:002007-02-11T17:30:00.000+00:00hiya FK (makes another cup of tea for the weeping ...hiya FK (makes another cup of tea for the weeping Gnome....) indeed the tomb Raider experience was excellent even got my lady friend at the time to play it... come to think of it she still has it...... how's veronica? never played it.<BR/><BR/>a Tifa raider has great merit timerunner, Lara's ample charms can take a bit of getting used to.... have you seen advent chldren? i can just imagine Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-18319216893259019972007-02-11T00:26:00.000+00:002007-02-11T00:26:00.000+00:00Please, not another Tomb Raider. Please no, have w...Please, not another Tomb Raider. Please no, have we not had enough. Why is there no Tifa Raider?NSonic79https://www.blogger.com/profile/05132803510484780883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-66775862278660872282007-02-11T00:21:00.000+00:002007-02-11T00:21:00.000+00:00Oh and the video... lovely! I'll be buying it as s...Oh and the video... lovely! I'll be buying it as soon as I've completed the original...fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-85824755056331338702007-02-11T00:17:00.000+00:002007-02-11T00:17:00.000+00:00Hello gentlemen! *Nods to assembled, whips tea off...Hello gentlemen! *Nods to assembled, whips tea off Gnome*<BR/><BR/>Deitrix! Good to see you... IM me we've not chatted recently and I've lots to tell...<BR/><BR/>Sorry if I've been a bit unsociable lately, now well stuck into RE Code Veronica...<BR/><BR/>I must say I'm very excited about this new (old) Lara release. Bought and experienced the very first one for the Saturn a month or two ago, fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-44822631149170367922007-02-10T22:35:00.000+00:002007-02-10T22:35:00.000+00:00i finished Legend recently, game was over before i...i finished Legend recently, game was over before it began, smooth controls, ace graphics but i was left expecting more...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-30498779431466874032007-02-10T22:30:00.000+00:002007-02-10T22:30:00.000+00:00The first Tomb Raider game was the best one. I jus...The first Tomb Raider game was the best one. I just hope they don't go and f**k it all up. I don't think I have the patience to sit through another Tomb Raider game, so I won't be too fussed either way! *shrugs*Random Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561773810296446178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-44465217460550502402007-02-10T16:02:00.000+00:002007-02-10T16:02:00.000+00:00(bear hugs Deitrix...) how ya been? where ya been?...(bear hugs Deitrix...) how ya been? where ya been? when ya coming back? Deitrix... Deitrix?<BR/><BR/>(hands deitrix's tea to Gnome...)<BR/><BR/>..oh no! endangered species? how ever could she do such a thing.... (considers dropping email to eidos...) classic boobed you say......<BR/>(...lost in reverie....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18805502.post-68115374466205389072007-02-10T15:00:00.000+00:002007-02-10T15:00:00.000+00:00Ah, Mr. Elderly, it does seem Eidos started thinki...Ah, Mr. Elderly, it does seem Eidos started thinking for us too... Classic boobed Lara in classic levels mass-murdering endangered species. Only, with new graphics and a weighty price - tag. Innovative? Not! Fun? Sure sounds like it!<BR/><BR/>Hi Deitrix!gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.com