Thursday, August 18, 2011

Screenshots Flood: Lollipop Chainsaw, Soulcalibur V, Farcry 3




Lollipop Chainsaw Screens  & Offcial Website Portal
Release date TBC 2012

Soulcalibur V characters & Official Website Portal
Release date March 2012

Farcry 3 screens & Official Website
Release date February 2012

This was much easier on Facebook, sigh!

12 comments:

gnome said...

Hello Lollipop girl!

(smiles idiotically and waves)

The Elderly said...

...psst! Gnomey you have noticed the chains....

(sound of reving chainsaw...)

..oh sheeet!

gnome said...

Sheet? Ah, shit. Shiiiiiiit!

The Elderly said...

.....?

(looks at Blog Censor..ponders why he and Gnome haven't been nuked yet...)

my heavens this is a much more different world than 2007..hmmph!

(....turns just in time to miss the high speed blades of lollipops chainsaw....)

Shittttttt gnome Runnnnnn!..

fatherkrishna said...

Hello? Anybody here? *FK scratches head* ...I could have sworn I heard Elderly and Gnome... *hears distant sounds of chainsaw, nubile girl giggling, and what sounds like... an aged Irishman wheezing and trying to keep up with, what also (perhaps)sounds like... a lean Greek fighting machine, honed to elite commando fitness by the imperial army of his native land...

Anyway! May as well look at this Soul Calibur 5 video whilst I'm here...

By Jove! Looks outstanding! You can always rely on those Namco types to deliver the goods...

fatherkrishna said...

My word! The lollipop thing is by the lovely Suda 51! Must look at this in more depth... have just bought Shadows Of The Damned for PS3, but have only played it for a few minutes so far...

The Elderly said...

...(running round in circles...wheezing and almost out of breath....)

hiya FK :) good to see you!!!
sorry bout all this,

"Shadows of the Damned" very different and all the more..

(wheeze...jumps over couch.. continues running...)

...enjoyable because of it....though I did get distracted halfway through....

..erm speaking of distraction...any chance you could divert miss nubile here...

gnome said...

(runs frantically yet rather gracefully)

Hey Father!

What was that Elderly?

I do love Suda... (pants heavily)

(pants some more)

The Elderly said...

(overtakes Gnome...elderly muscles straining from the lack of oxygen and exertion...)

pmmfff.. phaaeew... tell me she's gonna run out....

(leaps over Ripper.....)

..of petrol soon!?...huuuhh huuhhh, huuhhhhh!

gnome said...

(ignores Elderly and gracefully forgets the reason behind all this running)

(suddenly stops and announces himself a winner)

Feeeeeeeeeeck...

The Elderly said...

(camera goes into to slow mo.. and colours fade....)

...ooooooh...nooooooooo...Gnoooooo

Blog Narrator said...

I can't watch...