Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Deus Ex Human Revolution Walkthrough links

The prequel to one of the greatest games ever...wait let me think about that.  Anyway if your here you already know much of what there is to know about this critically acclaimed release.  But like myself, stealth and guile and ern ...honed gun skills are sometimes not enough.  So I've done the trawling for you and below me, are the bestest links to the ultimate guides...no sorry they are in fact ordinary links, but they are pointing at to THE ultimate guides, walkthroughs, cheats and faqs for this masterpiece. Now if you'll excuse me I have a google+ assault course to attend. Thank you!

Deus Ex walkthrough from Absolute Steve
Deus Ex Guide from  Gamespot
The Deus Ex HR Wiki
Deus Ex Human Revolution Wiki form IGN
Video walkthrough from Video Game Blogger
Deus Ex strategy guide from 1up
Boss video guide on g4tv
Location of Praxis Kits from g4tv
Deus Ex Achievements list from gamrreview
Adam Jensen Wallpaper from Justwalls
Adam Jensen Forum Avatars from yours truly

Alf the helper: Bye mr.elderly (whispers..) the leprechauns gone missing :(

43 comments:

gnome said...

(holding Alf by the collar)

Yes, a decent game surely, but what matters are such impressive walkthrough round-ups. Impressive Elderly dear!

Oh, and where does he think he's going?

The Elderly said...

(..elerly arrives back from intensive Google+ training..still looking mesmerised..)

...all this circles in circles, my heads spinning...

... what the? Gnome what did the little fecker do now?

(reads post...stares at Alf) gone? what do you mean gone?

gnome hit him!, we'll interrogate him after i warm up the hot irons...

Bickle77 said...

Nice one. I know where to look when I start my achievement nabbing 2nd playthrough!

The Elderly said...

Greetings Bickle! :) for shame I left Adam in a warehouse in favour of beating the heck out of Zombies, damn I am fickle...

lovely piece on the Metro article, just the right tack to take :)

The Elderly said...

hard luck Gnome :(

(attempts to hit the fleeing Alf with a poisoned arrow and +1 bow)

Damn :(

I mean how do you lose a leprechaun corpse??

Ah yes google+ a deluge of options and +'s couldn't find my way back to blogger dashboard so I opted out again :(

gnome said...

Weeeell, maybe the corpse got all reanimated and agitated and stuff. These things do happen.

Oh and weirdly I had no trouble with G+ whatsoever. Didn't interfere with blogger at all. Hmmm.

I'll think!

The Elderly said...

...a re-animated leprechaun?

(elderly shivers and pops a tablet..)

no there's a rational explanation for this, a leprechaun corpse snatching band of ....oddity hunters no doubt, I shouldn't have advetisded the fact I had one.. gonna keep an eye out on ebaby though..

When your in new G+ dashboard can you get straight into your accounts dashboard? eg to see adsence and blogger links? I couldn't :(

gnome said...

Actually I only use G+ for G+ and -rarely- Gmail. Nothing else really, as I'm perfectly happy with the Blogger dashboard. Despite them undead leprechauns...

Now, to keep an eye out on eBay.

The Elderly said...

See, that's why your the Gnome that you are, when I have the nerve I will try g+ again... thank you

now in the meatime...

(switches on BBC World Service radio..raises periscope to search ebay..)

..if he's out there I'll find him..

gnome said...

I'll hunt him down if the need arises. Nobody escapes me and my vicious houndz.

The Elderly said...

Thanks Gnome, no knowing what a dead leprechaun could get up to,

?...wait what houndz?? they are house trained I hope! :(

gnome said...

Of course they are. And they only drink tea. And blood.

The Elderly said...

Blood!?...they're not... vampiric houndz.. by any chance? only that thing with the kitten...

sniff!..

(borrows Gnomes hankerchief..)

gnome said...

No, no, far from vampiric. They are 100% non-paranormal. They are simply murderous bastards my loved ones.

The Elderly said...

8(

Gnome you've got that look in your eye again!

..nice doggies...

...oh what white teeth ye've got..

gulp!

gnome said...

Oh, they wouldn't hurt you Elderly dear. They have a class consciousness.

The Elderly said...

phew! blue blooded dogs, thank heavens for that...

sigh! you shoulda said, i'll get them some steak tartar...

(pets one of the dogs as he heads to prepare their lunch..)

Silver dog bowls I assume :)

gnome said...

Yes. And not too much garlic or pepper on their raw fillets. Feel free to tell the chef to go crazy with the sauce mind.

And a silver plate for me. The tartar will do. It's great for the cholesterol I hear.

The Elderly said...

..chef!?

(in walks the blogger chef...)

Well I never! things have improved!! :)

...erm yes good man, am steak tartar for the hounds, heavy on the sauce hold the pepper and garlic, the silver bowls

a generous helping of tartar for mr.Gnome on the Armenian silver platter please..

...and I'll have ... am... the lobster bisque, heave on the ..que with some crispy croutons..

thank you! :)

(Blogger chef heads off to kitchen...)

when did they become mandatory?... wow... this is the life!!!

(takes out Turkish water pipe, lights rare tobbacco leafs, passes pipe to Gnome...)

gnome said...

Ah, yes, that's just lovely.

And a water pipe? Did you recently visit Istanbul by any chance?

The Elderly said...

...no, I'm geographically theming my comments, so as it was Thursday.. I figured either Tasmania, Thailand or Turkey....

seeing as you donned a fez recently to hunt down Alf, well it was logically really

(inhales deeply as magic carpet gemtly raises Gnome into the air...)

oh yes that!..

gnome said...

Ah, that's lovely. I wouldn't have left Tahiti out of them Ts though. Such a lovely place...

Am I doing this levitation thing?

The Elderly said...

(looks up at Gnome...)

Indeed you seem to have done this before, remarkable control, I remember my first time, kept bouncing my head of the ceiling...

...am do mind the ceil...

..am sorry bout that, takes a bit of getting... oh dear not again..

:(

try the altitude panel next to the floral peacock feathers, gently now mind...

gnome said...

Do I pull them treads?

OUCH!

The Elderly said...

:( sorry Gnome...

..the threads yes but only the ...

mind your... oh dear.. concrete ceiling, should have thought about that in the re-design stage...

..oh the threads yes but only the knotted ones!!!!!

gnome said...

knotted oneth.

Right.

Seen any teeth?

The Elderly said...

:( oh dear!

(hold up oversized incissor...)

this yours? this has gone so horribly wrong, should have picked Tahiti....

..I'll get the superglue, you try not to hurt yourself anymore....

gnome said...

(hurts himself with superglue)

I mean, frankly, how is that even possible?

Pathetic...

The Elderly said...

8( you injested superglue?

...Gnome your insides are going to sti....

(heads off to garage for sewerage unblockers....)

Will this day ever end????

Blog Narrator said...

No rush lads I've been on overtime for the last 5 days :) thank you!!

gnome said...

Mhmhmhmhhm

Nnnn!

CHr.

The Elderly said...

(now should I go for the gold rolex or the titan...ooops sorry....ahem! Elderly enters with 25 metres of sewerage unblocking pipes, rushes to Gnomes side..)

:( never fear, elderly is here!!

:i

hey that sounds good!!, just a minute Gnome I need to write that down... pen a pen.. wher'd I put my pen...

Alf did you take my pen!!!

gnome said...

Gnnnnnnnnnn!

Alf the Helper said...

..am nope not me, maybe ripper has it, but he's asleep

The Elderly said...

Well wake him up this is an emergency....

hang on Gnome, I'll have everything in order very shortly..

Alf!!! hurry!!!!

gnome said...

gnnnnnnnn........


..................


....


.

The Elderly said...

(checks watch...)

Alf forget it, I've forgotten it!!

:(

where was I...

8( Gnome!!!! jeeeee forgive me..

(inserts unblocking pipes in Gnomes mouth..)

God this is embarassing... okay Gnome hold tight this is going to hurt you just a little...

Alf the Helper said...

:) I got the pen!

The Elderly said...

well you know where you can put it!!!

Alf the Helper said...

:( but...

okay if you say so...

..sorry Gnome...

gnome said...

(!)

Hey...

!

(faints)

:)

The Elderly said...

phew that was touch an go....

he looks so quite when he's...

8(

Alf phone ER...

Alf the Helper said...

....Hello is that ER, hello I've got a Gnome do....

..is that George Clooney?

8D