Saturday, July 22, 2006

Need for speed Carbon latest screenshots

simply that, 14 new images from 3d gamers

Trailer from gamevideos.com








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22 comments:

gnome said...

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need for speed?

What kind of message is that Mr. elderly?

Shame on you!

what's next?

Need for crack? MDMA? Coke? What?

The Elderly said...

(suitably shame faced.....stares at floor).........

gnome said...

That's better. You can still rant on about pr0n...

The Elderly said...

pron is safe then?

gnome said...

100%, as long as there's a condom in the room

The Elderly said...

(scratches head) you mean pron is only safe when you've got a piece of transparent rubber in the room with you... that might explain a couple of things.......

gnome said...

It's all metaphysical and stuff... Just make sure the conodom remeans sealed...

The Elderly said...

wow metaphysics..... and vacumn seals....
i think i see what you mean.....

boy you know how to elevate a topic....

metaphysics phew! heavy stuff..... whod a thought huh!

gnome said...

Yes, well, quite... Ahemm.. Thank you. Aha. Righht after physics right?

And it's all about a conodom (closely related to the condom)

The Elderly said...

oh right....... (switchs condom for conodom), that make a bigger difference, so to speak...... dosen't look like much this conodom........

i know they could market it as the condom with the hole........

gnome said...

What a swell marketing idea... We should start a business you know... suing people, advertising conodoms, playing music... You know. Typical ninja stuff.

The Elderly said...

(elderlies face takes on the shadow of sadness)

i'd be no good, you have all the best ideas, and you know how to get rich and all...... i'd only slow you down....
i'd never really be a reall ninja......people listen to gnomes, they never listen to old people...

no you go ahead, a young whipper snapper like yourself will do well, you've got talent. i'll be fine here, on my own, in the dark.

by myself

sniff!

gnome said...

..but, but...


You don't trust me right? That must be it...

:(

sniff

The Elderly said...

no i trust you, it's just i couldn't bring myself to have it fail, you know if i messed up and stuff, sniff......

(it was at this time that the two buddies reached a lull in their quest to become famous, howeve little were they to know that just around the corner........)

gnome said...

... a throng of half naked porny slaves was about to drag them (screaming, kicking and frankly quite exhausted) to the realm of fantabuosly fantastic celebrity....

The Elderly said...

(elderly fast forwards the dvd.........

............

click!)

bloody hell! have you got part 2 of "the World at their feet"? no porny slaves on this one....

gnome said...

Sure... Got it right here. I'll snail mail it to you first chance I get.

The Elderly said...

why the hell is it so difficult to get a peek at pron slaves........ i mean surely their not extinct..... i mean i dont ask for much...... i'm a simple man, simple tastes, would pron slaves destroy some elemental plan........

(breaks into a refrain from fiddler on the roof)

gnome said...

(If I were richman... dubidubidub... gnome hums along)

You are rightly right!

The Elderly said...

dubbi dubbi dum dum, dubbi dubbi dubbi dubbi, dubbi dubbi dubbi dum......

gnome said...

pam pam


:)

The Elderly said...

:)