Friday, February 02, 2007

Tera Patrick




Posted by Seam. . . . erm . . . . .an anonymous blogger on the cranky gamer

Tera Patrick, born July 25, 1976 in Great Falls, Montana is an American Porn actress. At 18, she left a modeling career and enrolled at Boise State University, where she received an associate degree in nursing and a BS in Microbiology.

In the late 1990s, Tera (as I affectionately call her) began appearing in nude and soft-core features. In 2000, she made the transition to hard-core porn in Andrew Blake's Aroused. Since that time, she has become one of the most popular and recognized porn stars in the world.

and the gaming connection?

featured as celebrity character in Backyard Wrestling 2

Height 5'9"
eyes Brown, two
Hair colour Brunette

Tera Patrick Official Website..... (link removed by an irate elderly gamer)

Clickable inkies

17 comments:

TheTimeRunner said...

...

I don't want to pet her...

Porn!...EEK!!!

(Faints again)

gnome said...

(give an orange juice to timerunner, makes sure he gets a free 1 year subscription to Hustler)

Wow, the lady's got a whole BS? In microbiology? And a great arse? Impressive!

The Elderly said...

indeed as surprised as I was Gnome

(looks at unconsious Timerunner...)

he's really hasn't been feeling well of late.... we should feed him up some, the guys probably suffering from a lack of iron....

keep an eye on him Gnome, i'll fetch the intravenous drip.....

fatherkrishna said...

Father Krishna arrives embarssingly late but dashingly attired in a tuxedo, nods to Gnome, Elderly and nudges Timerunner. Makes bee line for Tera.

"Ms. Patrick, how are you? I'm a great fan of your work...

My apologies for gering here late, i was on a mission rescuing the President's daughter... Strange case involving a cult who worshipped ancient parasitic mutation.

What's that? You've a BSc in microbiology AND a great arse? You could be of great help to this missionCome back to my Hugh Hefner style bachelor pad we've much to 'discuss'..."

gnome said...

(nods to FK, pinches whatshername, salutes Elderly, accidentaly trips on timerunner and plummets to his doom)


....

TheTimeRunner said...

...tux...

...arse...

Hugh Hefner..

EEK!!

(faints again)

The Elderly said...

....brilliant there goes the no claims bonus on my house insurance

someone give me a hand with Gnome, he's fallen into the Doom again..

I hate to separate ye two but FK if you could get Tera there to drag Timerunner into the next post, i think the air in here isn't doing him any good at all.....

gnome said...

(considers staying in the doom. it's nice)

The Elderly said...

(shouts out to Gnome in Doom......)

Your mom phoned, she said your to be home by teatime or else.....

Gnome! Gnome?

gnome said...

No. Stay here. Is nice.

The Elderly said...

...she says she's prepared lasagne and ice cold beer... and your dad's glued down all the light fittings....

gnome said...

I go nowhere. I on strike!

The Elderly said...

(yes mother Gnome.... says he's on strike.... yes i know, im just telling you what he said.... yes....no we could get a ladder down to him.... remind him about what? are you sure that will work? okay well he's your son...... here goes....)

Gnome....... your mother said, if you don't come out of there right now she's going to hang an American flag from the roof of your house and stick "I love the Greek Police" badges on your car

TheTimeRunner said...

Someone make the porn lady leave =P

The Elderly said...

(..opens the door for Tera.... nudges her gently in direction of the open door...... Tera smiles, elderly smiles... elderly closes the door...)

maybe tommorrow timerunner....

gnome said...

(a beaten gnome emerges from doom)

Just like the workers during the Thatcher era. Thanks, mom...

The Elderly said...

(mumbling under the duvet....)

thats' mothers for you....


....no Tera...lower.... left a bit... there!