Saturday, August 06, 2011

Trailer for Tales of Xillia Ps3


13th mothership title in the Tales series, from Namco Tales Studio for PS3 and set for release in Japan on September 8th 2011. As of yet, no Western release dates confirmed.

Alf the Helper: let me see there was Tales of.....Phantasia, Destiny, Eternia, Destiny 2, Symphonia, Rebirth, Legendia, Abyss, Innocence, Vesperia, Heartand, and erm... oh yes of course, Tales of Graces.

Elderly: Welcome back! ....

Alf the Helper: thanks... :)

In a break from tradition, the game features a new "behind the back" viewpoint with two playable characters, Jude Mathis and Milla Maxwell. Both characters live in the world of Liese Maxia, where humans, spirits and demons are able to reside together in harmony.

Players will choose one character at the begining of the game and experience events from that character's perspective.

Alf the Helper: The game's battle system  "Double Raid Linear Motion Battle System" or DR-LMBS, focuses on two-chara...

(Elderly releases the trapdoor underneath Alf's chair)

Elderly: Ooops....!


Official Japanese website (with abysmal wallpaper)

16 comments:

gnome said...

Poor thing. And he was just discovering the joys of pr0n...

The Elderly said...

..no worries, he'll be fine...

(stares into dark pit....)

..he's not quite the same since we introduced him to UTE..

think we traumised him...?

gnome said...

As long as he doesn't traumatise anyone on the streets, we'll be fine methinks.

The Elderly said...

no fears of him traumatising pedestrians, he hasn't ventured outside since he arrived, which is a little odd now I think about it..? ...nah your right! I'm just being paranoid.... :)

gnome said...

Yes, yes, all seems so utterly perfectly normal I wouldn't be afraid to have another cup.

Ah, yes, lovely!

The Elderly said...

:)... tea? cetainly I'll put on...

(notices Gnome is drinking out of the paint brush cleaner mug....)

.....erm! 8(

gnome said...

A fine and obscure flavour this one Elderly. Very, uhm, cuastic some would say.

Is everything alright?

The Elderly said...

...erm yes... fine... am..

(grabs mug of caustic brush cleaner from Gnome..)

dear me drinking a cold cup of tea, can't have that!, you just rest there, take deep breaths and I'll get you a nice hot cup....

(whispers...)
...a mouthwash and some laxative chocolate...

gnome said...

(sits motionless with a vaguely vacant stare and waits)

The Elderly said...

(re-enters hiding stomach pump beneath his cardigan....)

:)...here we go a nice fresh cup of tea with frothed milk and ...look some delightful chocolate squares...

gnome said...

(sits motionless with a vaguely vacant stare and waits)

The Elderly said...

(checks Gnomes pulse....readies stomach pump)

erm sorry bout that new blogger Health and Safety regulations... :)

...erm.. well am, Gnome, ol buddy ol pal, ahem...how are you feeling? nice cup of tea I hope?

(shines light in Gnomes eyes....)

gnome said...

(smiles and asks for more tea please)

The Elderly said...

..more t... you sure your okay?

(..a relieved elderly heads to kitchen, passing the paint brush cleaner mug on his way....?.. takes a sip....)

.....THUD!

gnome said...

THE END

(standing ovation)

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