Console Gaming for the Elderly
...least mine won't have the French Top Twenty from 2003 plastered all over it.......
(sits and waits).....(remebers he hates dancing)(leaves)...
I love dancing! And French ladies! Lets add Audrey Tatu to the stalking list!!!Come on littl'un!
why did Gnome leave.... (looking at Seamus....)you insulted him again didn't you?Audrey Tatu now added to the Segata cult's inception squads hit list..boy this will be brilliant....
I said nothing to Gnome, the gnomes got a mind of his own, knows what he likes, what he dosen't, I admire that in Gnomes..... shame though he'll miss out on the nylon dancing....
nylon dancing?
.......
It's dancing? but I don't hear any buttery beats to the DDR night?I don't get it.
Inception? rhymes with erec... (Censored by SJY lawyers)
no DDR, buttery beats.... Timerunner what are you taking?..... and can i have some?FK inception does indeed rhyme with ere..SMack!!!...........THUD!(the elderly is standing behind the fallen Leprechaun with a baseball bat in his hands...)
..Well Seamus I did warn you, that censorship was quite severe on this blog.... hope i've got my message across.....and FK how shamefull leading the little fella along like that....tut!
(gnome returns and takes a seat)Nylon dancing you say? Nice!
....Seamus, if theres anything vaguely flesh like inside that nylon..... well!!!(slaps the baseball bat into his palm...)if you get my drift.... (looks at Gnome....) and your worse for encouraging him......
(rises to his feet, rubbing his head....)jeez...ya didn't have to hit me that hard..... bloody dizzy now(staggers over beside Gnome....)oh ya needn't worry elderly, it'll be within permitted guidelines....(winds at Gnome...)won't it gnome?
What? This isn't break dancing is it? Last time I saw a bat used during a dance was with a barney doll.
...oh very droll.... ...(rubbing the bump on the back of his head......)..the old fecker coulda murdered me.... he's lucky he's not wearing that baseball bat.....
..what was that Seamus?
..oh nothing mr.elderly, timerunner was just telling us about the latest Barney video he'd seen....
Oops. Sorry Seamus, I was away. He's right Elderly.
....oh well in that case.... (puts baseball bat back in the baseball putting place.)
...thanks gnome you saved me...
The day too, apparently.:)
(..concentrates on Gnomes oracle like declaration....)now that's deep........
Unfathomably so.... Mighty Mouse!
jumps up on Gnomes shoulder... mighty mouse where? get me an autograph.... where'd he go, i can't see him...?
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...least mine won't have the French Top Twenty from 2003 plastered all over it.......
(sits and waits)
.....
(remebers he hates dancing)
(leaves)
...
I love dancing! And French ladies! Lets add Audrey Tatu to the stalking list!!!
Come on littl'un!
why did Gnome leave.... (looking at Seamus....)
you insulted him again didn't you?
Audrey Tatu now added to the Segata cult's inception squads hit list..
boy this will be brilliant....
I said nothing to Gnome, the gnomes got a mind of his own, knows what he likes, what he dosen't, I admire that in Gnomes..... shame though he'll miss out on the nylon dancing....
nylon dancing?
.......
It's dancing? but I don't hear any buttery beats to the DDR night?
I don't get it.
Inception? rhymes with erec... (Censored by SJY lawyers)
no DDR, buttery beats.... Timerunner what are you taking?..... and can i have some?
FK inception does indeed rhyme with ere..
SMack!!!
...........THUD!
(the elderly is standing behind the fallen Leprechaun with a baseball bat in his hands...)
..Well Seamus I did warn you, that censorship was quite severe on this blog.... hope i've got my message across.....
and FK how shamefull leading the little fella along like that....
tut!
(gnome returns and takes a seat)
Nylon dancing you say? Nice!
....Seamus, if theres anything vaguely flesh like inside that nylon..... well!!!
(slaps the baseball bat into his palm...)
if you get my drift....
(looks at Gnome....) and your worse for encouraging him......
(rises to his feet, rubbing his head....)
jeez...ya didn't have to hit me that hard..... bloody dizzy now
(staggers over beside Gnome....)
oh ya needn't worry elderly, it'll be within permitted guidelines....
(winds at Gnome...)
won't it gnome?
What? This isn't break dancing is it? Last time I saw a bat used during a dance was with a barney doll.
...oh very droll.... ...(rubbing the bump on the back of his head......)
..the old fecker coulda murdered me.... he's lucky he's not wearing that baseball bat.....
..what was that Seamus?
..oh nothing mr.elderly, timerunner was just telling us about the latest Barney video he'd seen....
Oops. Sorry Seamus, I was away. He's right Elderly.
....oh well in that case.... (puts baseball bat back in the baseball putting place.)
...thanks gnome you saved me...
The day too, apparently.
:)
(..concentrates on Gnomes oracle like declaration....)
now that's deep........
Unfathomably so.... Mighty Mouse!
jumps up on Gnomes shoulder... mighty mouse where? get me an autograph....
where'd he go, i can't see him...?
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