Despite rustling up $52 million and leading the box office field on it's debut, the film has only managed a grade of 35% from 17 reviews on Metacritic.Time therefore to celebrate the wonder of hype, with some of the artwork that made the comic such a screaming success.
Ghost Rider Game Review
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20 comments:
So, it's shite movie, shite game, good comic book, great artwork right? I mean, you sort of imply this, don't you? Or was it Seamus talking? Where's the tea? Whose bike is this? What did rottentomatoes think of the film?
Oh, dear....
Ahh, that's why porn is always preferable to other stuff. It's so simple even when comlicated.
Right.
Cheers!
Come on guys, Nick Cage, flaming skulls, bikes and the supernatural, great comic roots...
Empire Film magazine loved it!
More Marvel films? I should cocoa!
well i did imply shite film, shite game, great comic, with the help of the leprechaun,
tomatoes were scathing with 28%......
I lack the conviction of the green turd, he'd have put it more succinctly....
(moves harley davdison out of Gnomes way....) dunno where this came from.. .probably something the Leprechaun picked up....
More marvel films would be nice... and I will end up renting this, how can they get so wrong I was so looking forward to this being good......
(makes cocoa and tea.....avoids thorny porn topic....)
I finds myself agreeing with Gnomesy on the porn issue..... Porn is good, a steadfast Oasis in a world of change.... Porn's our friend.
(starts filing the chassis number of the Harley.....)
i'll have cocoa too, if it's good enough for FK it's good enough for me.....
Porn? where? EEK!
(almost faints)
wait! what was the rating on rottentomatoes again?....28%?!?!
(Finally faints)
Its gonna be a fecking shit hot movie! WORD!
(lifts timerunner to a seating position..... pulls out timerunners tongue and staples it to the leg of the table...)
there least theres no chance he'll choke now....
Fk if I take your word for it, do i still have to go see it? hell even the elderly and I agree on this one
That seems like a particulary strong flavor of cocoa, what with all the fainting, screaming and porning around.
Seamus, as always, you perfectly well understand why porn is our onl friend and society last pillar.
I couldn't have said it better mysefl mr.gnome,
(...attempts to say it better...)
why porn is the quazimodo of bell ringing.......
haut? Paurn?
...
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wauth watchs ni tungoue!!!!
I STATE IT LOUD AND PROUD!!!
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT MOVIE!!!
YOU'LL ALL EAT MY WORDS!
*Wafts smelling salts under Time runner's nose...* Come on man! It's just us now... Against the world!!
duly noted FK, engraved on brass and now proudly hanging on the "needs a miracle" wall
let us chant....
(pushes pillows under the wavering Timerunner......)
dont' worry timerunner we gaught ya taunge...
(faints again from blood loss but scrolls phrase on floor - "Ghost Rider shall rock....)
Ack...
(having seen the elderly resuscitate the hapless timerunner before, the leprechaun wheels in the crash trolley....)
..right now what do i do......
for god sake someone help, i've never done this before...
I'll call the doctors then...
...phew! thank you....
(looking at Timerunners face....) blue isn't a good colour for humans is it?
Obviously not...
:i
..oh dear... purple... not good either.... what's after purple? chameleon like the way his skin changes colour, humans never cease to amaze me..
what about you Gnome?
Amazed, as always, really.
...the colour changes on timerunners face are pretty... but shouldn't we interfene....?
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