With the imminent release of Tomb Raider: Legend in China a competition to find a Chinese Lara Croft. Story via the Last Boss and games.sina.cn
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Saturday, December 02, 2006
Chinese Lara
With the imminent release of Tomb Raider: Legend in China a competition to find a Chinese Lara Croft. Story via the Last Boss and games.sina.cn
Clickable inkies lara croft china chinese promotion cosplay tomb raider legend
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China are a bit behind with that one!
...they probably had to let the entire customs department play through it first before passing it as "safe".......
Damn those communists!
We definitely have some changes to make.... i suggest a coup.... but coup suggestions work better over a nice cup of tea and some chocolate chip cookies......
I say bravo to the more liberal free thinking Chinese communists for seeing past their feminist refusal to view women as objects...and presenting us with lovely oriental Lara Crofts.
However, they seem to have missed jutting breasts as a pre-requisite for Lara look-a-likes. Hopefully this post will be picked up by their spyware any time now and before I get dragged off by the authorities they'll have rectified their mistakes... BTW Elderly, some more inane ramblings seem to have filtered through to the 'Yard, and you know no post of mine is complete without your critical appraisal... Nip over would you and cast your eye over it.. Cheers!
I dunno from my point of view their jutting, I blame the lousy top they were all made wear....
nipping and popping over to the yard as we speak....... (brings flask of tea.....)
She wasn't objectified I'm sure. besides, china is no longer communist. let us all lament mao's death now...
....ah ....i've got some laundry to do, but I'll be back lamenting shortly.... still things are much better under the CCP, who the hell needs human rights when you've got something to eat....they should give thanks.... poor Mao.. ahh those were the days.......
Indeed, indeed. Mao. Ah.... Human rights? Who needs them? Well, other than humans I mean....
precisely..... wasted on humans i always say.....
(ponders whether it's too late to defect....)
She's cute, may I pet her?
...no problem but one of them is a cannibal..... heres the instruction booklet... in chinese...
i'll make a nice cup of tea while you figure it out...... dont start without me....
Aha! There you go petting all over the place Timerunner! Again!
(drinks tea, thanks elderly, thinks deeply)
all that deep thinking can give you migrane
(....raises gnomes chair......)
now that will hopefully elevate your thinking to a lighter mood
I can't help it all. I like to pet cute things. How do you think I met my wife. =)
(Looks at whats written in chinese)
I think I'll ask my wife for help on this one....
Oh my! You're married timerunner! Dear! Come, come let me make you some tea...
(thanks for the lifting Elderly dear)
Am meeester nome ze lifting was no problem, its a hidden feature of this particular electric chair... dentists chair.. erm i mean operating table...
... feck now you've got the complete wrong impression..... time to apply the laughing gas......
timerunner howdy!! your wife can read chinese? obviously something more to this petting than your letting on... psychic fingers perhaps.....
hehehehe
nice up-lifty thingy-chairy...
Wiiiiiii,
.....let's pet stuff!
wait i'll lower the chair first,,, easy with the laughing gas, it fairly potent....
(elderly move petting paraphenlia within reaching distance of Gnomes chair...........)
(Gnome ignores stuff... smiles)
:)
..impeccable manners.... quite impeccable.....
:)
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