Saturday, July 29, 2006

Oneechanbara X - The Devil Evolution Human

Due Japan 4th Quarter 2006 for Xbox360, likelihood of a Western release, slim. A reincarnation of a ps2 title called Zombie Zone. Devil Evolution sees the principle character, dressed in a bikini and ten gallon hat, slash her way through hordes of rotting Zombies with her trusty samurai. Of course there is an adequately good reason for such an implausible combination, and methinks more likely rooted in the 360's poor Japanese sales, than the game plot.

Devil Evolution Human Official Website
Screenshots from xbox360 France
elderly tags

33 comments:

gnome said...

Ah, yes...
Candid photography (it is a photo, right?) and zombies. So macho...

The Elderly said...

Id like to see it as more of an opportunity for female gamers to get in contact with their macho side.....

I'd like to see it as that.....hold on maybe im wearing the wrong glasses....

gnome said...

I'm wearing the wrong hat, but please do elaborate... Macho girls, you say? Right...

(glad no one brought SM stuff to this discourse)

The Elderly said...

(gnome and elderly switch hats and glasses)

right where were we..... look you've done it again you mentioned S&M......

elderly gamer would....... influence.......not liable......
end disclaimer

Yes i feel the game....... oh hell, its just as bad as rumble roses xx, brown paperbag time at the checkouts again.

gnome said...

(puts on hat and glasses)

Can't see much... And I've got this ichy feeling on my head... Ths isn't the carnival hat, is it?

jingle

oops

The Elderly said...

phew that was close!..... wash your hair gnome, you never know...... (readjusts gnomes spectacles so that they're resting on his nose and not his mustache)

gnome said...

Ah yes... Now I can actually use them. Fine.

I'm off to wash my hair. And decontaminate the hat...

The Elderly said...

right oh, the decontamination chamber is right next to the washing machine..... ill put on the kettle......

gnome said...

Brilliant... please never forget: always remove gnome from hat before decontaminating hat. Thank you.

What's in the kettle?

The Elderly said...

just water........

(well readers, should the elderly tell gnome about the secret ingredient in the kettle?......what do you think? add your comment below and alter the course of the course of the story)

gnome said...

Can I too ad story related comments? Please? can I?

The Elderly said...

okay just this once, but we're not going to make a habit of this.....

should the elderly tell gnome about the secret ingredient in the kettle?

gnome said...

Yes, yes, yes! And that's a definite yes ...

(gsh, the guy's still singing)

What is the secret ingredient? Is it legal? Let elederly tell gnome...

The Elderly said...

Sits gnome down for a confidential chat and explains that he has been adding descaling tablets to the water.... apologises for not telling him sooner.... but that he feels the tablets have been doing wonders for Gnomes complexion and that he (the elderly) now has a lovely clean kettle..

will Gnome react badly to the news, have the descaling tablets taken their toll, will the elderlies kettle ever gather lime again...... you descide, you shape the story, suggestions on using the kettle as a suppository will not be entertained.

gnome said...

(Nice tablets... I feel all clean inside...)

So, I guess, gnome is all ecstatic with the just revealed truth. Wildly staring around the place he starts opening cupboards and devouring random stuff, while searching for more of those fantabulous tablets.

The Elderly said...

shit!..........

-----Gnome momentarily overcome with elation, opens one cupboard door, and quite normally takes a biscut and eats it. Having a small touch of a headache gnome asks elderly where the headache tablets are.....

happy that the gnome is not going to sue him, the elderly gives gnome a small headache tablet------

will gnome dissolve the tablet in a glass of pure drinking water, or merely lie down quietly to avoid causing a disturbance...... so readers, what will happen, you descide, the story is completely under your control.....

gnome said...

I say you start talknig more about ladies and less about gnomes. that's plain sick.

a disturbed reader
(definitely not gnome)

The Elderly said...

we' had a request from an amazing gnome lookalike to turn the plotline and focus on the delights of the lady race........

is it your cup of tea, should we change the plotline, or should we resume the scintillating gnome and elderly discourse... you descide......

gnome said...

Yes! Let's talk ladies

A lusty reader
(100% not gnome, either)

The Elderly said...

? it says Gnome on your id......

could we have any non gnome lookalikes suggest where we should take the storyline? any takers?

gnome said...

I'm not gnome

really

Just an anonymous reader... It's black magic...

The Elderly said...

no it's got nothing to do with black magic, your gnome aren't you go on admit it, look you've even got a beard just like him..... it is real isn't it?

gnome said...

Ok.. you win...

:(

The Elderly said...

So your really gnome are you? and you expect me to beleive you that easily, likely story. Go on then prove your gnome...... and you can put that passport away for a start.

gnome said...

Proof one:

:)


(did it work?)

The Elderly said...

welll...... no anyone could have done a smiley.....

Anonymous said...

yep anyone passing.....

:)

see!

gnome said...

Hmmmm... point taken...

8)

The Elderly said...

we're getting there, there must be one more morcel of proof you can give me to convinve me your the real Gnome

gnome said...

I'm ninja-ish?

8)
:)
:}

The Elderly said...

That's it, now if you could just submit yourself the eye scanner and breath particle analyser, we'll be there.....

(places gnome down on the operating table.......)

okay hold your breath.....

gnome said...

done? Done! Hoorah!


:)

The Elderly said...

welcome back

:)