Directed by Christopher Nolan, The Dark Knight Rises is a 2012 Movie based on the DC Comics character Batman. Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, and Morgan Freeman. The film, the final of a trilogy, introduces the characters of Selina Kyle and Bane, portrayed by Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy. A novelization, written by award-winning author Greg Cox and published by Titan Books, will be released alongside the film on July 24, 2012.
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Alf The Helper: Selina Kyle....
Elderly: Selina Kyle....
Alf The Helper: Sigh!!!.....
Elderly: Sigh!!......
Movie poster size 27" x 40"
Movie Flyer size 11" x 17"
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Awesome! A couple of these now grace my lock-screen and wallpaper on my phone!
Greetings Bickle :)
Now why didn't I think of that... (jots down reminder....) It will certainly add a more practical dimension to poster posts in future... :)
Meanwhile I must apologise for the lack of vittels, Alf has been in a torpor since I upped the Anne Hathaway posters... silly lad..
...I could defrost the beluga caviar? or some toast perhaps? with beer?..
No worries re: snacks, the Batman posters as my phone wallpaper will do just fine :)
So... yeah... er... keep the caviar on ice for a special occasion I reckon... I'll have a beer though if you've got any, I'm parched!
Not a problem, pity bout the caviar, but it'll keep :)
Now.. let's see.. ahhh! I've got a crate of this rather mouthwatering Oxfordshire, double dro...
erm.. lordy.. (coughs..) how did this get here... my my ... you may have tasted this before... I don't seem to recall how I got these.. :(
Alf! yes yes that's it...Alf procured these fine specimens.. somewhere.. prior to falling into his trance like state.... pity I can't ask him where he got them...
(tentavily offers of bottle of twice fermented bitter to it's original owner...)
(Coughs....)
:(
Alf didn't happen to get the crate from round the back did he? I'd chucked them out you see... it was a bad batch... tasted like rat piss (at least what I imagine rat piss to taste like having never sampled it before).
Any idea when he's going to be slighly more compos mentis so we can find out? Until then I suggest we hold off drinking these. I bought some of the good stuff round..
(holds out non-rancid version of the double-drop...)
Gulp! 8(
erm ... it may be some time til Alf erm.. comes around..
Yes of course your quite right we should hold off..
sorry about that, but your right no point in taking chances...
(Nervous laugh)
Phew! weren't we lucky!.. I think we've all learned a lesson here, special m.... ah...Alf! Not to go taking crates of bitter without asking...
I'll certainly admonish Alf when he comes round... and how generous of you to bring your own beer...
(a strong feeling a guilt washes over the prime suspect...)
perhaps we'll leave the beer drinking for another day.. I've gone right off it now... very worried about Alf!!
(As one lie after another trips off the old man's lips... Alf enters..)
Hiya Bickle :)
:( oh sh....t
Hey Alf! Good trance? So what's this about some beer?
Yeah sorry bout that Bickle, kinda mesmerised there for a while, but fine now, what's this about beer?
8(
Alf! here read this....
(Passes piece of paper Alf!)
:) sure no problem
"I Alf would like to say I was not in a sound state of mind when I mistakenly passed Bickle's house and ...."
...wait a second.. when did i pass Bickle's house?
You were out of it there for a while, this is just ...erm an aid to help you fill in the missing pieces...trust me, it's perfectly okay
:)
(Smiles at Bickle...)
oh dear... how long was I out?...
:(
let's see.. mistakenly... Bickle.. okay...
"...inadvertently picked up a crate of double dropped beer which I only noticed when I arrived back in elderly's house much to my chagrin and pity... I therefore apologise.. for any..
hold on a seconde this can't be right... I'd remem
(...snatches back the piece of paper and scowls at Alf.....)
Alf, what did I tell you about doubting me, go straight to your room and let this be a lesson to you!!!!
(a pang of guilt sweeps over the old man, but the situation has gone too far to turn back now....)
:( but! ... mr.Elderly
bickle? I ...
sniff!
okay I'll go to my room..
(with shoulders slumped the industrious and helpful little fellow turns and walks towards his room, not sure of exactly what it is he has done wrong...)
..yes well.. ahem! that was..
:(
(pledges he will make it up to his unfortunate little helper...)
awkward!!
... right Bickle how bout some of that caviar now!?
Alf looks confused... Hang on! Now I'm confused too! It wouldnt happen to be you that... Ah never mind, I think I will sample some of that caviar after all (pulls up a chair..)
Has it defrosted yet...?
Phew!
Yes, yes...the caviar of course..
erm...
:) how bout some caviar ice pops?
Won't be a second! Here take this box of finest virtual Cuban Cigars while I'm waiting...
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