Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Gears of War Walkthrough

Already i hear you saying "what?!!! a walkthrough for a shooting game", but trying to locate that last illusive cog tag or being pinned down for the 30th time on the same level on insane mode is enough to rattle the strongest resolution. As per usual the most effective walkthroughs are to be found on Gamefaq, although i've included the best of the rest to add a little piquancy to your search for a solution.

Gamefaq Walkthroughs from... erm Gamefaq
Gears of War Walkthrough from Unlimited Gamer
Walkthrough from OCModShop
Tips from Xbox.com
Gears of War Fansite
Gears of War Official Website

Clickable inkies

20 comments:

Gnade Games said...

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gnome said...

What? A walkthrough for a shooting game?

gnome said...

thump


(a joke fell flat)

The Elderly said...

(picks up the joke... pumps it full of air again with his rusty bicycle pump.....throws it aloft....)

we'll try it again.....

ahem....

well Gnome what do you think of the Gears of War walkthrough?

gnome said...

Uhm...

(gnome fails to get the inflated and revitalised joke)

is it pointless?

The Elderly said...

pointless,? Joke?
getting the joke up and running is now of greater importance than before....... (

elderly: "I hear there's a walkthrough for gears of war the shooting game on gamefaq"

Gnome: what?

elderly: a walkthrough for a shooting game

Gnome: A walkthrough?

elderly: yeah... for a shooting game.....

Gnome: for a shooting game?

elderly: and oh boy!!!! what a walkthrough for a shooting game you won't find anywhere else......

Gnome: a shoot through lol!!!!



LOL!!! Rofl

or do you mean Pointless? as in the walkthrough?

Well i suppose ....if you haven't got the game...

monchster said...

Excellent post... if you don't mind I'm going to link to it.

I just can't get over the phenomena is game is creating. Over 2 million copies sold... whew!

fatherkrishna said...

You guys! it's like a marx brothers/three stooges game related acid flashback!!
Top marks!
I've got a dog with no nose...
How does it smell?
Answers on a postcard please...

The Elderly said...

greetings monchster, link away thank you 2 million copies...wow....

(puzzles over the noseless dog...enigma..scribbles answer down on postcard, holding the postcard...elderly turns to FC..)

erm now what?

gnome said...

On with the jokes I say!

(not really, no)

The Marx brothers. Amazing humor. And they were American! Who'd have thought?

The Elderly said...

...Stunned.... I thought they were marxist.... damn this means i'm going to have to reappraise my view of American humour......

gnome said...

h they were marxists too.... Mr groucho even got to meet McCarthy, Mr. Elderly. Can't recommend 'em enough!

The Elderly said...

wow!! a brave move given the culture of fear..... hmmmm reminiscent of present day...... (hides copy of koran.....)

gnome said...

(eats verious incriminating religious and political documents)

much...

Philosophy does taste great...

Anyway. Groucho was actually pretty funny when facing McCarthy.

He also believed:

"Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

The Elderly said...

is should be tattoed on every bridegrooms arse..... damn i shoulda listened.....

TheTimeRunner said...

So, it's finally out. Has the game met the hype that was made up for it? where is Deitrix?

gnome said...

Deitrix is looking for bridegrooms to tatoo....

The Elderly said...

hype was stronger than the game, but the game was pretty pretty excellent...... Why pray tell is Deitix tatooing bridegrooms......

gnome said...

It's an american fetish you see...

The Elderly said...

..fetish as in .... no i probably shouldn't ask.... have some ginger cake... I'll put on the kettle.....