candid as in not so revealing, or as in amateur latex spray painting in the himalayas..
the elderly would once more like to re-iterate that subliminal S&M messages are not included in his posts. Indeed the reader is far more likely to be heavily influenced by the community of Gnome bloggers than anything that can be found here.
for example just take a look at this typically aberrant gnome site
Candid as in .. err.. candind. And in case you're having doubts... the more revealing the better, but always remember that S&M photos are not (i repeat NOT) an option...
hope thats okay, i've got all the primary colours and black, but i dont like black, cause it gets all over my hands and then i have to wash them.....my hands that is.....
hi, guys. my name is Rafael Borges and I´m from Brazil. I'm the author of this pics, made them for a friend o´mine´s webpage: www.mundohq.com.br (I don't know if it is online anymore).
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Brilliant find Mr. Elderly... Now, if you don't mind, could you try searching for something more "candid"?
Oh, and I'm sure you gave our friend, the artisticly inclined GamerC, some nice ideas...
candid as in not so revealing, or as in amateur latex spray painting in the himalayas..
the elderly would once more like to re-iterate that subliminal S&M messages are not included in his posts. Indeed the reader is far more likely to be heavily influenced by the community of Gnome bloggers than anything that can be found here.
for example just take a look at this typically aberrant gnome site
http://gnomeslair.blogspot.com/
Candid as in .. err.. candind. And in case you're having doubts... the more revealing the better, but always remember that S&M photos are not (i repeat NOT) an option...
Thanks for the link though ;)
he's done it again....
the elderly would like to point out....... influence........ not responsible.....
end disclaimer
okay more revealing, less posed, absoluteyly no (that word) photos....
does that rule out leather..... ?
(disclaimer as always noted)
Of course not... Where would we be without leather clad porny porns after all is asaid and done?
Thank heavens for that...... you had me worried...... (sort through his leather photos.......)
I've heard that porny blogs get their fair share of traffic... Specialist stuff even more so...
Just a thought. Humor me...
(tickles gnome.....)
indeed some of the japanese blogs cater for every body part, including armpits, nosessss, ears......
and indeed the site traffic is extraordinary..... maybe i could start one for pointy ears?
There's bound to be a pointy-ear fetish thingy. Besides, I always wanted to become a pornstar (following my fathers unlived dream).
Now, please stop tickling me! Enough with the humoring thing...
sorry! (takes finger out of gnomes ear...... checks website favourites,
pointy nose
pointless
pointy
pointy bums,
pointy chins,
..... deletes pointless link....
you know there may be a market for a pointy ear blog, or indeed regular pointy post.....
you may have a point...... heee heeee
get it? point...... (cough)
:(
(hor, hor, ahem)
Yes.... Right!
I'll design the whole pointlessly pointed pointy thing.
See how it does...
yep its probably better you design it... considering what happened with the whole laptop mouse mat debacle..... though maybe i can colour in....
Sure... Will it be oil or acrylics?
crayons....... by clowncolours...
hope thats okay, i've got all the primary colours and black, but i dont like black, cause it gets all over my hands and then i have to wash them.....my hands that is.....
probably more information than you needed.....
sorry.....
Information can never be enough when working for the EU counter-terrorism group... So, crayons is it? And unwashed hands.
Aha.
(stops talking into microscopic mic)
(looks at the area on Gnomes shirt that gnome spoke into.........)
how do you know it's actually there at all....
(Squints........) no still can't see it
whispers..... So the EUcounterthings finaly enlisted you......ends whispers
(speaking to gnomes shirt) yes the EU counter terrorist group are...... am....... really good.....
whispers..... what happens when the terrorists move away from the counter? ends whispers
Well, assuming they've paid what they were supposed to, I guess.. nothing.. What's the point?
speaking to gnomes shirt...... Yes i've always said it the world is much safer, now we have the EU counter terrorist group......
whispers.... well if all the counter terrorists had money, they'd be no need for the counter terrorist group......ends whispers
Hw amazingly wise and perceptive a whisper!
(looks around to see who Gnome is talking about) rare moments of perception are a curse
quite so...
Don't you agree most invisible buddy?
Yep gnomes right
jeez it's time to cut down on the snozzle...... i coulda swore i heard a reply.....
creepy stuff..
I'm leaving.
hold on don't leave here with him, here i'll sign this off
8)
scary stuff
you can't leave i've locked the doors and nailed the windows shut.... you must stay here foreverrrrrrrrr!
Never underestimate the power of ganinja
(cue sound of 13 ethereal shuriken leaving gnomes lightning fast hands)
(elderly ducks.............)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
THUD!
jeez gnome he's dead!
Run!......
Why? He died... And was a ghost already... No laws broken. Right?
(checks the celestial almanac......) hey your right...... you can't kill dead people.....
:)
That's great! You can't find that facts in Angelina Jolie biography:)lol
But she is gorgeous!
hi, guys.
my name is Rafael Borges and I´m from Brazil. I'm the author of this pics, made them for a friend o´mine´s webpage: www.mundohq.com.br (I don't know if it is online anymore).
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