Sunday, January 21, 2007

G Reviews Archive

  • Gauntlet Seven Sorrows (ps2)


  • Gears of War (360)


  • Gears of War Video Review (360)


  • Genji: Days of the Blade(Ps3)


  • Godfather (xbox, ps2)


  • Grandia III (Ps2)


  • GRAW (360)
  • 24 comments:

    gnome said...

    G?! You dirty, dirty Elderly...

    The Elderly said...

    ...what? how? (scratches his head....attempts to erase gnomes comments before Seamus sees them...)

    no Gnome you've misuderstood, this is, well it's not what it looks like..

    well it's....

    (hangs his head in despair..)

    gnome said...

    So you admit it! Hah! And you said you were cured... tsk

    The Elderly said...

    ..cured? but i was never diagnosed...

    how did you know? you've been reading my thoughts again, you promised ...

    ..... please don't tell anybody..

    TheTimeRunner said...

    ...G-Girl (See movie "My super ex-girlfriend)

    gnome said...

    I'teel G-Girl!

    The Elderly said...

    (elderlies G fetish exposed, the embarrassed old man retreats to the kitchen to make tea.....)

    gnome said...

    :)

    (this tera site isn't half-bad mind you.. she must have a G fetish too Elderly)

    The Elderly said...

    and thank god it's a normal fetish, not like that Leprechaun Porn....

    Seamus the Leprechaun said...

    ..I heard that!!!

    gnome said...

    (gnome whistles. While smiling of course)

    :)

    The Elderly said...

    ..well to be honest Seamus, it is a little hard to take... i mean for a start it's got absolutely nothing to do with gaming, and just how many leprechauns do you envisage will visit here for their porn?

    Seamus the Leprechaun said...

    ...you'll see... it's only a matter of time...... word travels fast in the Leprechaun community.....

    Paddy the Leprechaun said...

    ...begorrah, there some really hard porn shots ya got there Seamus..... well done... your a credit to the Leprechaun community, i'll be back here again.. .keep up the goodwork.....

    Seamus the Leprechaun said...

    See..... told ya!

    The Elderly said...

    ....gosh... im sorry for doubting you Seamus.... wow, that was quick.....

    gnome said...

    (sits back, opens beer, loves the show)

    :)

    Pat the Leprechaun said...

    great bloody porn Seamus, your priceless, i want to let my wife have your babies...

    keep up the good work!

    Blogger technician said...

    ...no see heres another one Time, the comments are getting moved sideway..... pull the plug, we'll readjust the gideon juxtanozzle first, see if that works...

    ...man this is so laborious....

    gnome said...

    (hilarious too, the voices said)

    The Elderly said...

    (excerpt from elderly email)

    ...further more on Saturdays Bella the maid refused to dress accordingly, as you can imagine being escorted to the evenings orgy by a female dressed as Spongebob Square Pants is not the most sensual of experiences. It is therefore my intention to stop my subscription with your excuse for a brothel and .......

    blogger the technician said...

    ....feck! this is not good, not good at all

    (lifts the service panel.......)

    damn found it....

    (removes clumps of grey Gnome hair......)

    Aha found the problem, now how the hell this get here......

    ..right thats clear, thing should function properly again.

    gnome said...

    ... uhm... Post Fu !?!

    blogger technician said...

    (scratching his head....)

    feck they never went through this scenario in blog fixing module 4

    (uses walkie talkie....)

    Hello Fred? down on the elderly gamer, we may have to fumigate fred.

    No not ... fumigate you, ..... no fred... no i didn't imply you were unhygenic.. no fred.. wait... listen.... fred... fred.....

    damn.. .guess i'll hang around see, maybe the situation will rectify itself....

    (kicks blogger box.....)