Sunday, October 02, 2011

Horror update and the lost leprechaun


Well we've lost the leprechaun!!

And despite my efforts to turn this blog into a game site, the jolly dead midget has bested me at every turn.

Noticing that the most visited page on this excuse for a site is the "Horror Wallpaper" post conceived by and published against my wishes by the little snot...

Well I thought.. I thought it fitting to commemorate his final departure, and as a nod to the approaching halloween festivities, I've ....well I've updated the post with the wallpaper above.

The true horror of the departed genius can be found on the following link

Horror Wallpaper by the Leprechaun

Alf the helper: that was very touching mr.elderly....sniff!
Elderly: Yes, .... right!!! start dumping his belongings, sooner we can get this place back in order the better.
Alf the helper: (looks below post..) hey! that Amazon ad dumper is gone, am mr.elderly now that the leprechaun is gone, could I ..well would it be okay if.. well you know could do a post now and again?
Elderly: What? you? yes the next time you see a giraffe fly past the window, how's that!
Alf the helper: Why thank you mr.elderly this means so much to me, I won't let you down :)
(Alf sits by the window.....waiting)


29 comments:

gnome said...

(gnome, dressed as a zombie leprechaun approaches the window)

Hi Alf!

Alf the helper said...

8O......Awwww shhiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

......!!!!!!!!!

(Alf, throws himself to the floor in sheer terror and scrambles away from the ghostly apparition, shouting at the top of his tiny lungs..)

...Elderly Heeeeee'ssss BACK...

HelpppP!!!!! Elderly!... oh no oh ohn no.....

(reaching the sanctuary of the kitchen, he summons he's strenght and leaps out the back window....runnig down the alleyway at breakneck speed)

Blog Narrator said...

;) LOL.... heeeeehhhheeee classic... sheer billiance, Gnome you beaut!!!

LOL.... ;D Applause!!!!!

The Elderly said...

..What's all the commot...

..LMFAO... :D

and a very good dead leprechaun you make Gnome :)

(opens the window to let Gnome in....)

...now just hold it there til I get my camera... :D

gnome said...

(holds it)

Yes, subtle humour had always been a strong point of mine.

Think Alf will cope?

The Elderly said...

(focusses camera... takes photo... moves to the side.. kneels down, snaps another shot..)

:D you ever think of cosplay?

? Alf! no worries he'll be fine, he'll tire soon enough, it's getting dark outside, and he hates the dark, reckon he'll be back here within the hour... mind you I can't imagine him sleeping very well tonight

..you don't think we're being gratuotously cruel to him do you? nah forget I asked that..

.. now perhaps some turkish delight and a nice glass of peach snapps...?

gnome said...

Ah, yes, Turkish Delight!

(joyfully claps rolex-clad hands; yes, that's two rolexexexes)

Cosplay e?

As long as it's, uhm, tasteful. Sure? Why not.

(strikes heroic zombie pose)

The Elderly said...

:P these are going to look amazing on my halloween post..

(takes selection of tasteful Zombie leprechaun photos....)

..you know I think we've just invented a new cosplay genre...

Deadplay.. no.. erm!
pointy ear play, no...

(scratches head..)

gnome said...

Dead pointy play!

Quick!

To the trademarking place!

The Elderly said...

to the trademarking place indeed, this could be revolutionary a brand new cosplay sub culture....

right I'll get the birthcerts, Alf you come with us we'll need a witness... now... erm... what am I forgetting?

gnome said...

Uhm, the patent application!

Yes, that.

And the photos.

What else?

The Elderly said...

cert, photos, applicatino form...

...?

:) pen!!!!!!

gnome said...

Indeed.

:)

The Elderly said...

this trademarking place, you know the general location?

gnome said...

I do believe it's south of mountain copyright. Or somewhere there.

The Elderly said...

:D

that would be close then to the Western shore of lake Brandlabel, a very dangerous place...

...we'll need some Scrolls....

8(

gnome said...

I've got some legally powerful and very indie Scrolls right here.

They do look a bit elder though...

The Elderly said...

..nothing like some Elder Scrolls to protect us on our journey, perhaps some out of date health potions gather from the rim of the sky?

..the older the more potent they say......

They said...

nope we never said that!!

gnome said...

Oh my.

They spoke to us!

We are blessed!

We don't need the health potions then I suppose.

The Elderly said...

(stops and looks around...)

So they're real!

...right we're completely invunerable as they would say.. kinda takes the fund out of it...

They said...

We could always leave!

gnome said...

No, no, please don't.

Elderly, do tell them to stay.

(frantically prepares tea with biscuits)

Hmmm. Should have left the biscuits outside the tea really.

The Elderly said...

no worries Gnome, it'll save them dunkin time...

Hey They..re you can stay, Gnomes made some nice tea for you all!!

It's good to have a crowd around..

..am.. Gnome?

That's not my best bone china mug collection is it?

They said...

:):):):):):P)::):))::)

Weese thank ye... bickkies and tea.. yummmy....

gnome said...

And in rare cups too!

The Elderly said...

:( oh no...

They said...

no worries we'll be...

(smash....)

oops.. we'll be very careful, sorry about that, that's mickey, he's not...

(smash...) that's georgio, he's from Greece and well...

(smash....) we'll gladly pay for any...

(smash...)

damage...

The Elderly said...

Gnome!?