Sunday, October 15, 2006

Oneechanbara vorteX - Character Bios



Not that we're likely to see a Western appearance any day soon, suffice it to be aware that the Japanese Website has been updated with some new character bios, in Japanese of course....., which makes this post likely to be eradicated from living memory, in a very short time.......see!

Oneechanbara Vortex Devil Evolution Human
official Website


Clickable inkies

15 comments:

gnome said...

Still, that fourth girl is holding the most obscene and sick sex-toy I've ever seen... I'm all traumatized now... I'll never forget this post!

The Elderly said...

sick! she looks perfectly healthy to me....... oh yes i see..... she's 34 and runs her own hair accesories company

gnome said...

(too deep in trauma to answer)

The Elderly said...

... yeah she does look young for her age...... (checks the bio...again...)
yep 34 lives with her grandmother....

...shit here comes that image again..... (pukes......)

gnome said...

(Gnome and Elderly sit traumatized and speechless... The tome they 've signed in, completely forgotten)

(What will happen next? Only Deitrix knows)

The Elderly said...

:0
:P
:@

..(turns to Gnome....)

which is my traumatised face again...?

TheTimeRunner said...

Dark Sailor Mars? Is that you...

The Elderly said...

...thank heavens we've been locked in here for hours...... wait you don't recognise me? it's me elderly... (puts on elderly expression)....

TheTimeRunner said...

(slaps elderly across the face)

No you, the short skirted school girl in the picture. The one that's messing you and gnome's mind's up so bad.

I don't see how though, she's cute. In a killcrazy sort of way (pets)

The Elderly said...

Thanks i needed that, I feel much better now and I realise I can leave here anytime I want...... can't I?

(turns to Timerunner)

am....... you have noticed her father standing there with the shotgun in his hand......

....why do you think myself and Gnome were sitting here so traumatised for... he's had those double-barrels trained on us since Gnome mentioned something about toys......

gnome said...

:) (a sheepish one)

TheTimeRunner said...

....

RUN FOR IT!!!!!

(Runs)

The Elderly said...

...(runs after timerunner.......)

BLAST!!!!!

(plaster bursts from the wall over Elderly's head....)

Gnome save yourself......

(makes a mental note that if he ever gets out of this alive he'll never have a doulbe portion of lasagne ever again.....)

gnome said...

(already ran)

:)

The Elderly said...

:)