Friday, August 25, 2006

Dirge of Cerberus Walkthrough

Principal walkthroughs from Gamefaq (now theres a surprise)
Secondary walkthrough from Dirge fansite (see sidebar when you get there)
Tertiary walkthroughs gamerhelp.com

am what's after tertiary?

Wallpaper from Dirge fansite (umptious)
Wallpaper from Dirge of Cerberus.net (just as umptious)
Character bios from DOC.net


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16 comments:

gnome said...

Daddy, daddy! look! There's another 3 of them...

(Gnome's dad readies shotgun)

The Elderly said...

Dere'd a bin four if i could figure out what comes after tertiary.... quadertiary? which is a pity cause it was a very neat walkthrough..... tidy... the way walkthrough should be...

why is that wizened old man pointing a shotgun at me...?

gnome said...

Oh come on he's not that old... not even 60 yet... Wizened though...

Apparently, and unrelated to my revered father, isn't english such a strange language?

The Elderly said...

Quite the bitch to master, i've been at it (censored) years now and I stil l get confused with it. I feel a combination of sharp crackles, pops and clicks and whistles could simplify things alot.

Here while we're at it, what about Greek.... hell you've even got your own national font.... or script to be precise....

click pop pop

gnome said...

fiu fiu click pop

Greek's weird too... We've thrown away most of our grammar in a masterfull throw during the late 70s and moved to a more modern language, that sorely lacks rules...

German on the other hand is such fun...

The Elderly said...

click, tic, pop, puf, clic

(elderly involuntarily shudders) no please not german... It reminds me of scary old black and white films.....

why the gramatic change in Greek, what was wrong with the way it had been written and spoken for centuries?

gnome said...

Really don't know... in a way it was considered undemocratic (in parts rightly so), but the grammar was so hastily updated it almost got killed...

The Elderly said...

they'rd be an open revolutino if they went to change the grammar for our Irish language...... no think again.... no they'd get away with it, a few letters to the editor, is as much as rebel Ireland can manage now....

politicians should be held responsible, held thy swear a solemne oath to protect the interests of their country..... sack em all...

you can probably tell i havne't had dinner yet...... pizza?

gnome said...

Yes. A femily sized one please. Here's your waiting drink...

(gnome sits comfortably on Elderly's comfy sofa)

I think Greeks sort of celebrated... Cretins...

The Elderly said...

strange that.... no bloody weird... (pays pizza man.....leaves a substantial tip, pizaa man declines the kind advance)

here ya go, strangest thing the pizza man wouldn't take a tip (places the 10cents back in his pocket)

gnome said...

Nice pizza though...

The Elderly said...

hey.... only the best for gnomeses

(elderly cracks open a cold beer and hands it to gnome..)

delicious............

gnome said...

not del.ici.us ?

The Elderly said...

ahhhhhh your breaking up there good buddy.... (shakes handset....) or else my batteries are kaput.... come again... .

gnome said...

beeeeeeeep

:)

The Elderly said...

bloody alkaline..... we should have nuclear batteries by now

:)