Sunday, July 24, 2011

Apologies


Yep it's me.. and for all those that waited and waited and kept posting comments, my sincere apologies and a massive big thank you, especially to one significant gnome and an as yet missing priest.

It will take me sometime to clean up around here, I noticed I've got a sitting room full of generic Viagra (looks at Gnome), which I can probably upload on ebay. Dust, final notices, spiders that wouldn't look out of place in a Greek Cellar and one or two...... gulp!!... okay hundreds of broken links to fix.

Since I was last here, facebook and twitter have been invented, anonymity on the web has lost it's appeal, and peoples penchant for pointy ears pron seems to have hit an all time low.

.....Sigh!

I'm getting that warm fuzzy feeling coming on me now (...no not the viagra) so I must bid you adieu, but it's good to be back and a bit scary. Now gotta find web storage for my piccies and figure out where all my bookmarks went, learn how to tag my posts again....etc. etc..

Age and 8 year old computers, what cruel tricks you play......

Again my sincere apologies :(

8 comments:

gnome said...

(pops a viagra into a delicious looking rum cocktail, sips a bit, thinks a bit and smiles)

Ah, the decline of pointy-eared pr0n... How very sad, eh?

Well, at least you are back Elderly and that ancient viagra stash has been recovered.

Not that it was mine to begin with...

Anonymous said...

Welcome my precious Gnome :)
forgive the untidiness..clutter..smell of decaying flesh.....???

stands a little further away from rum drinking Gnome, smiles and looks at the assembled spiders...

:) yes your right, the accumulated viagra belonged to neither of us... no siree just left here... by somebody...erm

I'll put on the kettle...

(stops and uses brain cell...)

...when I get the water turned back on... sigh!

Wait where'd you get the rum? you haven't gone and opened the bottle it took me three years to retrieve have you??

elderly

gnome said...

Oh, that was the one, was it? Oh well, what are friends for? You did look too exhausted to open it yourself truth be said...

Are the spiders trained? Oh, and that would be two sugars, thank you.

The Elderly said...

(elderly still dazed, places two sugars in an empty dusty mug and hands it to Gnome.......)

Your right Gnome! what sort of a elderly am I... it's only a bottle of rum, what's 3 years in a dungeon between friends...

I'll get the glasses..... oh and the acid spitting black spider, moving the couch across the room with those razor sharp mandibles is called Ripper... back in a mo...

(elderly toddles off to find two glasses......)

gnome said...

Oh, hi Ripper!

(grins widely, extends hand)

The Elderly said...

...no Gnome... be careful...

(notices Ripper is smiling...)

...what the?.....I've been too long away, forgotten the special bond of kinship between Gnomes and carnivorous Giant Spiders...

(relaxes.....) phew! I've forgotten so much.. time for revision...and thanks again for your link on your splendid .com home and on bookface...

gnome said...

Ah, but you are such a truly modern and tech-savvy gentleman dear Elderly.

(pets Ripper)

The Elderly said...

(looks around at his bedraggled blog....scratches his head..)

Thank you Gnome (elderly bows..) you are as you always were, supportive and inspiring....

(gathers together his blogger manual, twitter follower policies, bookface etiquette..)

Your right, this place isn't going to sort itself out....

Study time.....