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Taki from soulcalibur 3 on quality Wallpapers
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50 comments:
Great wallpaper Mr. Elderly. I especially like the first one with Taki.
Gnome like the pretty colors!
A bit low on picture mojo, you know that awesome factor Gamer C captures so well,
I'm sure I left it here somewhere (checks floor around computer desk.....)
It's dere!!!
well so it is........how did it get there...
Thanks gnome and god bless your eyesight i'd have never found it without you, and monday evening it would have been hovered up and gone forever......
phew! i'll have to wash it first, nothing worse than a dirty picture mojo.....
I could make a really obscene dirty comment here, but I will not!
I was properly brought up.
;)
indeed your noble expression is testament to your upbringing......
No doubt your ancesteral forefathers are applauding right now in......
a forefather place......
I feel them getting cozy in their underground (but of fine rustic architecture) dwellings. Errr.. graves, that is.
Surely not, surely gnomic ancestors have a valhalla of sorts, gnorvana perhaps...
Ah yes you're right... Totally slipped my (fragile little) mind...
how could you forget valhalla....
(smells gnomes breath......)
you started without me again didn't you.
Oops. yes, sorry for that. I'll buy an extra round just to make up.
okay.....but you'll have to wait till I've drank the same amount as you....
how far am i behind anyway?
Only 0.5l. You should have taken care of that till I get back...
...
sorry...
all this beer...
glug, glug,, yep i'll do my glug best,
take your time.......
(sound of running water..........)
ahm you might think of getting up from the table first though......
*blush*
won't 'appen again
(thank god I'm tipping heavily in here)
(gnome tips another waitress.....elderly tries it......waitress slaps elderly in the face......)
what! what did i do?, hey how come he gets away with it and i don't.. thats discrimination on the grounds of ........... tipping.
And of ears... Never forget the ears!
(gnome slips 50euros in waitresses hand)
i forgot the ears....
i must no forget the ears......
(elderly stretches his ears and places 100euro in the waitresses hand..... waitress slaps elderly once again and hands back the 100 euro)
what the............
No, no, no ,no!
You forgot the waitresses ears. They are the ones to be stretched, then you'll be given 20e and then tip back 60e.
That's traditional etiquette here...
now he tells me
(pulls the blond waitresses ears......gets fist in face.....)
.......like ouch! (stmes the flow of blood from his nose)
Gnome for god sake,
what am i doing wrong
I really don't understand...
let's leave this place. It's getting embarassing...
:}
your right, im too old for this, maybe i shoulda washed or a least worn trousers.... right we're outta here...
:)
:)
(lol, too)
after you....
:)
:)
(you're so kind)
no bother at all (and in a scene reminiscent of arrafat and clinton, stands behind gnome, placing hand on gnomes back..)
after you pal!
:)
(using all his reserves of strength, the elderly pushs gnome out the door, handcuffs him to the banister in the hallway, runs back and types)
:)
(elusive as ever, gnome materializes in the weird comments place, only to type, sing an area and dissappear into thin air)
:)
whadda............ runs back to hallway, gnome is there handcuffed to the banister.... whilstling....
runs back types
:) :) :) :)
(shuts down computer, disconnects keyboard, flings keyboard into the garden....runs back to the hallway and stands in front of gnome.)
right... now lets see you get outta that one......
:)
(it's a kind of magic)
(switches back on computer, reconnects keyboard)
how the ....... but your (checks handcuff) it can't be..... (searches gnome for laptop, mobile, remote control.
I don't get it, bloody gnomdini.... okay then (uncuffs gnome) a war of attrition it is.
:)
:
(wtf?)
(now that the eldery has confused Gnome, he runs around him in circles muttering an old irish mantra..... in a attempt to disorientate him, while he secretly places the last smiley on the comment chain)
:)
:)
(types his last beaten effort of a smiley.... irish songs... can't get them to stop...)
the elderly resorts to guerilla tactics and takes out his shillelagh, singing all the while as he runs around the bemused, half dazed but not unconcious gnome.
:)
(elderly plays the opening refrain to hotel california on his shillelagh.... as gnome falls onto the couch fast asleep)
ah ha, ya cant beat air guitar
:)
hmhmhmmmmmm
rofsxc
hm?
a
:)
nighty night
Places a blanket over the sleeping gnome and quietly types......
:)
:)
gently places a pillow over the face of the gently sleeping .........but still typing gnome
:)
hrr..hrrr...
....mmm?m?...
hrr
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:)
moves couch away from computer, secures pillow around gnomes face with rope and gently nails gnomes hands to the arm rests.
:)
AAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
That hurt you know.. And they were so thoughtfully manicured...
:)
sorry but i used really tiny nails....... (hand gnome a gift voucher for a manicure....) hope this makes up for it...... now forget the pain.... your eyes are getting heavy..... your feeling drowsy.......
:)
hrrr...
:)
(grabs baseball bat.........) now you head off to sleep, i'm just going to place this on your head for second
Whack!!!!!!!!!
:)
:)
(ok)
what!....... (checks baseball bat.... )
solid wood!... but i... your.. head
(gently removes gnomes helmet....... readies bat....) okay my friend this is going to hurt me alot more than it will you....
Whack!
:)
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