Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sonic the Hedgehog Walkthrough (Xbox 360)


Sonic's 15th Aniversary release on the xbox 360 did not achieve the runaway success Sega may have wished for. Those of you with a copy, will by now have overlooked it's imperfections and control system and may be very glad indeed of the following expertly researched Walkthroughs. From character guides to boss faqs, from the silver episode walkthrough to the town mission guide....

Gamefaq Walkthrough, FAQ's
Achievements and Unlocks from gamespot
Unlocks from neoseeker
Walkthrough in Spanish (hey im struggling here)
Sonic the Hedgehog Official Website

Clickable inkies

31 comments:

DEITRIX said...

This game sucks...! Or atleast the demo did...

It would of been alot better on the Deamcast...!!

The Elderly said...

cant for the life of me understand how they fecked up so badly only 43% on metacritic... a shame, it could have been a definitive......

fatherkrishna said...

Let's all rally round the lovely Sonic... it's not his fault developers keep pushing his sorry ass into crap titles... he's a cute little anphetameine addicted rodent for feck's sake!
Leave our spikey hog-buddy alone..

J said...

A walkthrough? For a Sonic game!? Wow.

fatherkrishna said...

To the tune of the Pink Floyd classic...
"HEY! Gamers!! Leave that 'Hog alone!"

The Elderly said...

fatherkrishna i suspect it's the amphetamines that keep him from walking out on the franchise. Surely theres a blue hedgehog union somewhere we should contact, the poor fellas working conditions have become intollerable........

Lol J...... (hands him an air guitar....)

(lights dim and a spotlight illuminates the three figures..... fatherkrishna starts with a blinding riff....... and soon the trio are sending the pulsing strains of a Pink Floyd cover reverberating through the stratosphere....... )

gnome said...

What, a walkthrough for an action game?

(and the -non-joke goes on...)

fatherkrishna said...

What a stadium rock concert... for a walkthrough game?

BTW... LOVE the image you painted there Elderly...

FK starts Hendrix style fuzz guitar meltdown, smashes his white fender stratocaster to pieces, drops to his knees, produces a can of lighter fuel, then sends the crowd into a frenzy then sets fire to the remains of his 'axe'...

God that felt good...

The Elderly said...

(stops playing his air guitar and observes the carnage.......)

looks at Gnome, looks at Father Krishna.... (grabs fire extinguisher
....runs over to Father Krishna)

Sprraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyghhhul

(..enter stage left... blogger fire marshal)

Fire Marshal said...

...Well would someone like to explain what the hell is going on here?

The Elderly said...

...Well it all started with Gnomes joke... about a Walkthrough... then Father Krishna ...blue hedgehog..

no forget it, you'd never beleive it....

(hangs his head.....)

I'm sorry!!

Fire Marshal said...

.....so who'd like to walk me through the events....

a walkthrough so to speak......

(fire marshal collapses to the floor in spasms of laughter.....)

Lol... a walkthrough......

The Elderly said...

!!!

fatherkrishna said...

Alright, it was my fault really... having tooted up a few lines of frankly 'suspect' Moss Side whizz with me old mate Sonic... "Where are ya Sonic?" "Yer bastard!"...he must of fecked off the little Hedgehog shitehawk... "Anyway... That fecker Robotnik must have spiked us and planted the lighter fuel in my pocket... (Hic!) and..."
(Krishna breaks off explaining to Fire Marshall... kicks him squarely in the nads, attempts to run off and stumbles into venue security... At which point he slips into a drug induced coma...yet heroically for him, fails to s--l himself...
However, he is heard to mumble "A walkthrough... for shooter... sonic.. yer fecker... wallk...shoot...dog..feck...BLUURRRGGHHH!!!!!"

The Elderly said...

(the elderly can be seen weeping openly as a security team from blogger handcuff him and lead him towards the comment exit door...............)

...it wasn't me. it was him.... (pointing at the unconscious figure of Fatherkrishna.........) he'll explain it all... please I can't spend Christmas in Jail...

(the old man's protests are ignored as his flailing body is hauled towards blogger jail.... can anything save him now from incarceration over christmas... tune in tommorrow for the next episode in

"Old Rockstars eat Hedgehogs"

any reference to living hedgehogs is purely coincidental, no hedgehogs were harmed in the production of this series, nor do we endorse hedgehog eating as an alternative dietary aid........)

fatherkrishna said...

Father Krishna is shocked into conciousness as a clean up team-member throws a bucket of cold water over his stinking carcass. As the horror of the previous evening's revelry and subsequent inferno, begin to creep into his foggy recollections he looks around for his blogging comrade and gaming guru, The Elderly.

On asking various venue staff about his missing friend, a small wisened roadie (wearing a sweat and beer stained 1982 Motorhead "Ace Of Spades" tour t-shirt) syas he will reveal The Elderly's whereabouts if FK can slip him a serruptitious tenner...

Duly paid the roadie tells FK that he overheard a member of the authorities, whispering something about a maximum security hospital rebuilt on the grounds of the old Bedlam assylum. He also mentions that a small blue spikey rodent and a strangely two tailed fox, looking very much the worse for ware, carrying tins of 'Special Brew' were poking FK with a stick, and rifling his pockets, before he was rudely awakened...

Father Krishna, shaking both with narcotic withdrawl, but also with the rage of betrayal, cut a dramatic, yet portly silhouette against the smoke infused grey skies of dawn. He turned, leather trenchcoat flapping in the whipping wind, trousers round his ankles and raised his tremorous fist to the sky crying out "I will find thee Elderly! I will extract you from the depths of incarceration! We shall dirnk to liberty on Christmas day! And we will kill that fecking traitorous wretch of a Hedgehog!..."

Find out what happens in tomorrows thrilling episode of "Krishna and Elderly's Rodent Revenge!!"

Dum diddle um diddle um diddle um diddle um diddle um diddle um diddle diddle ERRR! (It's the exciting theme tune...)

gnome said...

(gnome stops eating popcorn. Sips some tequila. claps. claps again)

Excellent! Excellent!

You guys are hired!

DEITRIX said...

All that and the game still sucks..!

The Elderly said...

ROFLOL.........!!!!!!

erm I mean...

HELPPPP!!!!!

(psstwlllllkkkkkllllckllckllsssttt!) 200 volts of irish electricity are fed through the elderly skull....)

80

gnome said...

What's wrong with Irish electricity?

The Elderly said...

(sparks of raw electricity snake around the elderies eyes as smoke rises from the top of his head...... the elderlies face is constricted our of proportion by involuntary face and mouth movements.....)

nahhhhgggg chhhhaakkh fflll

TheTimeRunner said...

These are during the time I feel sad about my alter-online ego namesake....

gnome said...

Why would you say such a thing timerunner?

Give us a smile Elderly!

The Elderly said...

(unable to smile or retain control of his bladder function... elderly utters an apology....)

nagggeee shoooolllll

gnome said...

right...


:)

The Elderly said...

:)

Anonymous said...

dudes don't diss sonic he is KICKASS and this game is his bgest yet not only does it bring in shadow as a ober cool spy but it adds a brand new style character that rocks. as for the dreamcast remark i agree dreamcast should have made it but sega has gone under years ago they know work for microsoft and lests face it 360 has more fans.

i give htis game 10/10 its challenging yet easy enough to complete and i can't cheat to go super off the first level :)

The Elderly said...

point taken anon and well put, so often i've read the reviews and found a massive difference between what they said and the gameplay... thanks for your commment

Anonymous said...

I almost took this game back! Why did they realease it like this? please why!!??!! So many problems and gameplay issues. But...

Its been so long that i have gotten annoyed with a game (is everyone like me these days where we expect perfection instantly or have better ideas on how it should of been done??) but im shutting up now. It doesn't work and i'm just getting on with it. It's still fun, just need persistance and patience.

ENEMY

The Elderly said...

Indeed from what i heard it is a frustrating beast, can't imagine too many of the developers were happy either, sounds like it was rushed to market, which is a bummer for gamers.

I remember getting a game called "cold fear" same problem, but I preservered and now it's proudly enshrined in my favourites shelf.

Hope things get a lot easier, Thanks for the comment enemy

havoc said...

Theres only 2 bad things I've noticed about this game.

1. The loading screens it goes through so many their almost as annoying as ads, heres an example

Talk to npc and get mission
LOADING
npc says a few more words
LOADING
Finish or fail mission
LOADING

and if you fail the cycle repeats not sure what they were thinking with all those loading screens.

2. The game lacks a map which makes getting around quite annoying since all you have to go by is your radar.