With the current spate of Guest blogging, here, and here, it was time to change with the times, so without further ado May i introduce Seamus,
Hello
A leprechaun with a extreme interest in gaming. It appears alternative mythical creatures are not adverse to the gaming media see Gnomeslair, and Seamus promises me he is representative of such a phenomenon.
Aye!.. I am
So without further ado we'll let Seamus do what he does best, the next post "What are Twitch Games" will be Seamus' debut post. In addition Seamus will have free access to my posts, editing my content and hopefully adding extra value to my aging posts. May i wish him well.
Thanks Mr.Elderly
22 comments:
Such a wise addition to an already excellent blog, oh Elderly! And thank you for the plug most humorous one!
Seamus, welcome, want to make something extra?
thank you gnome, indeed it's being quite chaotic since Seamus arrived.... what with the new foodstuffs and he's quite amazing drinking capacity... still it looks like a positive step in enhancing my blog content...... for i fear i had become staid and boring.....
mind you it was you, who set the trend.... and for that im grateful.....
hello there, thank you Gnome
im settling down really quickly... the old guys a perfect host... now what was this proposition about making something extra.... you've got my attention...
Welcome indeed Mr. Seamus, may I advise you to look after the kindly old fellow looking after you.
I have a question, what with your emerald attire, quirky parochial utterances and penchant for a drop of the old sauce, you seem to be very stereotypically Irish... Do you have any cultural idiosyncrasies that you might share with us? A taste for Punjabi music? A flair for Mexican cooking?
A love for the Japanese art of haiku? Or perhaps you get mashed up on high quality skunk and jump around to def hip hop beats with your homies? Just wondering...
Now, now, FK, please don't tire our brand new friend with weird questions. He's got stuff to do...
(swiftly passes a dark envelope to the leprechaun)
Now, Elderly, really the blog has been so livened up! Oh, and are you Seamus' agent too?
Seamus' agent, why i never considered such a position, i suppose the little guy is his own boss really. Well he's certainly shown he can look after himself..... no i guess you could call Seamus a free agent.....
FC apart from his wind problem, im not aware of any peculiarities in particular, that one could single out as being idiosyncratic..... the wind problem is quite sufficient to be getting on with...
(opens a window...) hark... Seamus awakes.....
...hello... whats happening here... (Pockets envelope winks at Gnome....)
thanks friend
Well FC tis like this, what can I say im a leprechaun, what might be normal to me could be quite strange for you, but ignore what the old fellas saying, the flatulence is only bad after i eat mushrooms and onions, other than im a pretty normal leprechaun...
.......with a feckin tremendous bloody hangover... if you'll excuse me..
Oh, and Seamus do ask Elderly on his Leprechaun movie ideas...
...well i just had a word with the old timer, Seamus the donkey they call me... for good reason... .any idea who i'll be working with... im pretty choosy... a pulse for example would be essential...
Heh. Yes. Of course. Pulse, obviously. Natuerlich. 100%. No worries there...
(rubs little hands together....)
jayzzz i can't wait, this il be bloody brilliant, I can see the me name in lights..
The Leprechaun pizza boy
starring seamus "quick fit" the leprechaun
I can already see the marqee
..ooops! (slip in mask appears....)
begorrah i cant for the life of me understand how i posted as the elderly the last time, musta pressed the wrong button........
Hehe... could happen to anyone (no, really!)
thanks Gnome your a pal!! here get some of this Poteen inside ya (pours a glass for Gnome....) drink up theres plenty where that came from
(passes treasure map to Gnome.....)
Why thanks, again... Such a kind and cuddly leprechaun you are...
...enough a da cuddley talking there Gnome... dont' want that FK fella sticking his bald head in again....
we could be contrabanded... conmprehensive.. comprised... damn..... compressed....
(several hours later...)
...phew!...compromised....
Right, right... Let's watch the match then... I'll smash beer cans on my forehead and you can play thet Rammstein CD.
class man, (belch!, fart!....), rubs infected Tattoo..... (drinks can of beer in one go....)
(whispers to gnome...) I think we may have fooled FK
hehehe
devious, I am....
:)
I'll dwink to that!
:)
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