DMC: Devil May Cry Facebook Cover

 

 

 

 

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Ahhhh... the alternate reality goodliness of the new Devil May Cry offering developed by Ninja Theory.  One of the most frustratingly difficult game series to complete, but so worth the effort.  In honor of the game I have no chance of ever finishing and it's predecessors, Alf has rustled up some Facebook covers featuring Dante and Kat, Dante's teen witchy graffiti loving guide.

See also DMC: Fanmade Wallpaper on Beauty Re-rendered blog

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Fan Made Farcry 3 Facebook Cover

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With the holidays in full swing and the incredible demand for this Ubisoft gem leaving local stores without stock, even Santa had difficulties getting me a gift wrapped copy.  With a red Porche also on the missing pressi list I'm begining to think that perhaps Santa prioritises his younger clients at Christmas. A most unfortunate development I'm sure you'll agree.

All this leaves me, for the one and only time in my gaming history, regretting that I hadn't pre-ordered.

In an effort to ease my disapointment and with the Forum Avatar business in sharp decline I've instructed Alf the Helper to knock up some Facebook banners for your approval.

And in case you've just escaped captivity from a desert island somewhere, Farcry 3 is an open world FPS with RPG elements set on a cluster of islands at the intersection of the Indian and Pacific Oceans.  You play as Jason Brody on vacation until things take a turn for the worse and you find yourself fighting for survival, saving your kidnapped friends and escaping the islands and their ...erm interesting inhabitants.

or so I'm told... I wouldn't know... would I Santa?

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Alf The Helper: Yeah and Santa forgot the phone number I asked for as well....
Elderly: Wait...you asked Santa for a phone number?
Alf The Helper: Yeah.. why what's wrong with that?
Elderly: ..but a phone number, why would you... !!....Scarlett Johansson's number?
Alf The Helper: Yep! I was am.. going to phone and wish her a happy new year and stuff..
Elderly:  The wall full of photos, the shrine, the t-shirt...the teddy bear you nicknamed Scarlett? Your becoming obsessed you know that?
Alf The Helper: But I'm .. If she just met me... ?.. you think?
Elderly: ...Alf, a Shrine!?
Alf The Helper: Sniff... I can take it down..

(Alf leaves to dismantle the shrine and Elderly rips up Santas' card with the ultra secret phone number...)

Hitman Absolution Wallpaper, Trailer and Facebook Cover

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Hitman Absolution is an upcoming stealth game developed by IO Interactive, and if my count is right, the fifth outing for agent 47.  Set for release for Xbox 360, Ps3 and Microsoft Windows on November 20th. 

Hunted by the police Agent 47 finds himself the centre of a dark conspiracy and must
"embark on a personal journey through a corrupt and twisted world, in his search for the truth"

Apart from the deadly defrocking nuns and the chance to dress as a chipmunk,  Hitman Absolution promises a "familiar and yet significantly different experience from other Hitman games."

Roll the projector there Alf!!

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