I would... I definitely WOULD! Buy her new single that is... Oh and I wouldn't mind giving her... (the rest of this comment has been deleted for legal reasons)
(gets bandaid, heavy duty disintectant and his teddy... walks back in to the room...rubbing his ear.....)
Gnome you've been spending too much time with those woodland wolves again..... still where were we... oh yes
X-Factor is essentially the name a UK talent competion for singers... or a singing competion for er... UK singers.. leona here was the sucessful one of over 100,000 entrants, however the "xfactor" is also referred to in the show as that certain "je ne sai quoi" that sets a singer apart a star. erm "stars" possessin the xfactor mentioned above.....
no i'll be fine, just need to collect two more xfactor tokens and i'll have the complete..set... won't be happy till i have the complete set, sets are important they signify... well important stuff.. .like.... well like...
ahhhh... Leona a rare commodity, extraordinary talent, though she will have to work on the aura, she is blissfully unaware of her talent....
(opens new box of tequila.....) i was saving this for christmas, but hell we'll hardly drink the full crate in one evening....... (passes tequila bottle to Gnome.......)
Erm well yes, it's remarkable how crates look the same.... fact i was just remarking on that the other day with a crate... manufacturer... agreed with me he did... amazing...
(looks at Leon portrait.... ) ..why Gnome, your generositiy...... original i'll give you that... should the eyes be so far apart.... or maybe even perhaps both of them on her head.... no maybe it's my perspective....
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I wouldn't care if her singing voice sounded like a shrieking mandrake on an outdoor barbecue grill...she's cute :)
I agree with rc :D
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I would... I definitely WOULD!
Buy her new single that is...
Oh and I wouldn't mind giving her...
(the rest of this comment has been deleted for legal reasons)
i wholeheartedly agree RC, problem is she's old enough to be my daughter which has freaked me.....
fortunately Gamer C appears to blissfully happy, :)
Thank you fatherkrisna for your understanding and saving me from a fortune in legal bills..... i wonder will i fare so well with Gnome.....
(starts to bite his nails....)
heading over right now Ross, congratulations...
(calms elderly... bites elderlys ear... says hi... stares)
What's an X factor?
...ouch....you've drawn blood.....
(gets bandaid, heavy duty disintectant and his teddy... walks back in to the room...rubbing his ear.....)
Gnome you've been spending too much time with those woodland wolves again..... still where were we... oh yes
X-Factor is essentially the name a UK talent competion for singers... or a singing competion for er... UK singers.. leona here was the sucessful one of over 100,000 entrants, however the "xfactor" is also referred to in the show as that certain "je ne sai quoi" that sets a singer apart a star. erm "stars" possessin the xfactor mentioned above.....
....do you think i need a tetanus shot?
Ah! No... not tetanus. Just stop watching such things please. They'll mess you up
no i'll be fine, just need to collect two more xfactor tokens and i'll have the complete..set... won't be happy till i have the complete set, sets are important they signify... well important stuff.. .like.... well like...
!!!!?
..... right I see your point.....
(Gnome enters various altars praising an amazing multitude of gods)
I'm so happy you do... Real happy. Like, happy-happy.
it's like a bandage of gauze has been removed from my eyes...... a road to damascus awakening... a revelation... a bloddy miracle
praise be to your multitudinous gods and your celestial wisdom
praise be Gnome, bringer of clear vision and insight.....
I've missed out on all of this XFactor deal. what's so special about this one?
Clear, inight AND tequila. Don't forget tequila please...
ahhhh... Leona a rare commodity, extraordinary talent, though she will have to work on the aura, she is blissfully unaware of her talent....
(opens new box of tequila.....) i was saving this for christmas, but hell we'll hardly drink the full crate in one evening....... (passes tequila bottle to Gnome.......)
Elderly! Thank you!
This looks exactly like the one my dear Grandpa gave to me before his untimely and particularly sad death...
Here.... Have this...
(gnome passes Elderly a Leon portrait signed HRG)
Erm well yes, it's remarkable how crates look the same.... fact i was just remarking on that the other day with a crate... manufacturer... agreed with me he did... amazing...
(looks at Leon portrait.... ) ..why Gnome, your generositiy...... original i'll give you that... should the eyes be so far apart.... or maybe even perhaps both of them on her head.... no maybe it's my perspective....
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