Sunday, July 09, 2006

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40 comments:

gnome said...

I don't like saying I told you so,, but I told you so. Italy! As nature wanted it...

The Elderly said...

fecker broke my heart tonight, i was sitting stunned afterwards........
unfortunate it had to go to penalties, and yes i shoulda listened

Gamer C. said...

I'm looking for a video now to post on my site of this last game.

Sorry Mr. Elderly, I'm assuming you were rooting for France?

In either case, I say both are fine teams ye?

The Elderly said...

indeed Gamer C, I was rooting for France but only for the sheer enjoyment of watching yer man above hoist it over his head.........looking forward to see whatever you manage to dig up....

gnome said...

Admittedly Zidane was touching and definitely the man of the tournament, but Italy... Just love their football AND the fact that it'll be years before Juventus manages to play in Serie A again.

The Elderly said...

Yeah, what a strange feeling for fans watching their heroes lifting the World Cup, while their premier league descends into farce......

gnome said...

I'm pretty sure every Italian knew what was going on.. I mena, we here even knew about Juventus. Still, there's a bright side to the whole scandal: AS Roma will be the next champion!! perhaps even Livorno, or Napoli...

The Elderly said...

i'm not the most earnest football fan, so the info came as a rather big shock, but yes every scandal has a silver lining......

gnome said...

Indeed... [which counts -per the new rules- as a :)]

P.S. The much more impresive scandal in greece was thankfully swiftly covered up with no charges pressed. Fun times.

The Elderly said...

Ah the ol,

these people are too important and well connected and rich to bring charges ploy.....

works every time. Try nabbing a bag of crisps in Tesco's and see what happens.

(the management and staff at the elderly gamer would like to clarify that we do not support shoplifting in any form)

gnome said...

What was really impressive was that they weren't even that-important people!

(nice crisps those)

The Elderly said...

no that is impressive.....wonder what their saving grace was.......

Glad you like the crisps.....ahmmmm just confirming this blog in no way suppotts shop lifting crisps in any shape or form.

.....crinkle cuts..now...maybe....NO! shoplifting is wrong, uh huh! yes siree

(hands gnome another packet)

gnome said...

I really can't think of any reason not to royally condemn them to 2-3 years in prison. A small fine at least... Don't know.

O, almost slipped my mind... crcnch.. chomp... piracy is wrong too...

The Elderly said...

crcnhh.......yeuch!

salt and vinegar...

placing hot dogs in their mouths and shoving rabid dogs up their entrails, would save the tax payer the cost of imprisonment.

extreme i know but i hate salt and vinegar.........

gnome said...

ROFL


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The Elderly said...

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gnome said...

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The Elderly said...

(moves gnome close to the open window)

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gnome said...

it's getting dangerous I believe...

The Elderly said...

(elderly had forgotten about gnomes innate warning system)

no your okay really, we're on the ground floor.......I just thought some fresh air might distract you...

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gnome said...

Phew, felt a bit threatened you know... Ground floor. Even gnomes can take that...Nice view too.

far too nice actualy... Just like a penthouse view...

dear...

The Elderly said...

(seizes the opportunity......pushes gnome through the open window........)

(runs back and types a smiley)

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gnome said...

ehmmm...

let me see now.

(Plummets to his doom)

(types smiley)

:)

The Elderly said...

(stares out window.....squashed gnome all over the footpath) Locks windows, closes doors and runs back to the comments and types)

:)

waits......

gnome said...

...wait a bit more... relax.. relax... your eyes are getting heavy... real heavy... take dep breaths...

_________===========SWOOOOF

:)

The Elderly said...

(gnomes body materialises as elderly lays outstetched on floor...blood spurting from his ear.....

is this the end, can elderly rise and type a smiley before the clock runs out, what magical powers allows gnome to materialise his body from a bloody pulp

for these and other mysteries dont' forget to tune into

"smiley the lost episodes"

gnome said...

yeah yeah

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:)


(all that matters)

The Elderly said...

(smiley episodes abridged version)

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gnome said...

: + ) = :)

(smiley episodes: behind the scenes)

The Elderly said...

lol.... you smiley genious you....

(smiley episodes, the stunts)

>>>>>:)/...........(:

gnome said...

WOW!

Most impressive, oh elderly!

(applause)

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The Elderly said...

Ahh you got an advance screening of the special effects section


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The Elderly said...

what de, my copies corrupt, that ball was supposed to bounce to the right....

this might explain why failed smiley .......failed....the odds were stacked against him from the start

which is not a failure...... that makes me feel all better, do you want to tell smiley or will I?

gnome said...

I'so shy... Please tell him. He'll appreciate it. I'm sure he will.



(stops listening to Joy Division and throws the failures single to the dogs)

The Elderly said...

well thats one recycling method i haven't tried

(heads of to talk to smiley......)

I'll give him all your best.....

you really should work on that shyness thing though........

gnome said...

I'm taking my pills regularly. They make it go away (shyness that is) but bring forth a misanthropic tendency...

Anyway. thanks for handling this...

A real pal!

The Elderly said...

no problem..... hey i mean i can't do magic stuff, like what you can.... anyway if pals cant help each other out by talking to smileys..... word up bro!

(checks grammar)

i've been reading too many game reviews.......

gnome said...

Better stop it then... You're ass will drop off...

:)

The Elderly said...

clunk!........

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gnome said...

Oh, dear


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