Monday, February 12, 2007

Mass Effect New Screenshots and Box Art





Still no confirmed release date, but Bioware have confirmed the final box art (as above) and continue to keep the focus on their pride and joy with a new batch of screenshots on the Mass Effect Official Website

Mass Effect Official Website


Clickable inkies

16 comments:

gnome said...

Meh... no pr0n... Nor Mass Pr0n... Damn... Bring back the leprechaun I say...

TheTimeRunner said...

finally some stimulating character in reguards to the space opera of traveling to strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations.

...and destroying them.

and porn free!

sign me up for X360 Mass Effect

fatherkrishna said...

Yes Elderly... My liquor cabinet keeps on getting raided, I keep hear shuffling about after dark, and I could have sworn I heard a medley of Daniel O'Donell favourites as I was dozing off the other night...

I'm sure Seamus is squatting my place... What should I do???

The Elderly said...

...timerunner you have to admit those spacesuits are a bit on the tight side....

well i can confirm that since 5pm this evening Seamus the Leprechaun has been restored as guest blogger on the elderly gamer.....

Thanks for looking after him FK and Gnome, in fact the green snot has even put on weight.... still it's good to have him back.... i think...

J said...

Them space suits are really tight. Like they've been painted on! I mean look, I can make out her pus-[INTERNET CONNECTION DOWN!!!]

TheTimeRunner said...

EEK!

(faints)

gnome said...

:)

The Elderly said...

oh dear, oh dear.. timerunners down again.. hello J? come in there? breaker breaker?

(....static...........)

J?.... timerunner?.....

(looks at Gnome.....) thank god your still standing..... how are you on internet connections?....

(runs to get a crash cart for timerunner...... Gnome and the unconscious Timerunner are alone in the room..........)

gnome said...

(connected)

The Elderly said...

(comes back into room with batter and electrical cable......)

...jeez that was fast Gnome... well done... here while your there help me with this battery....

440 volts should do it......

(rubs bare wire ends together... the room is awash with powerful sparks of energy.....)

that should do it...

(standing with wires either side of timerunners chest.....
timerunner)

okay CLEAR!

Narrator said...

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TheTimeRunner said...

....

Ow!

gnome said...

(connection failed)

The Elderly said...

What happened? Timerunner your alive.. .thank god... Gnome... are you there Gnome? (shakes broadband cable.....speaks into one end....)

Gnome can you hear me?

(hold broadband cable to ear.....)

gnome said...

(inserts cable into ear)

Ah, yes, loud and clear dear!

The Elderly said...

...Thank God! I thought I had lost you....

Timerunners ok...

i repeat Timerunners ok.....

...this Cat 5 cabling is the business, my download rate has increased exponentially......

(notices ear wax dripping from the end of the cable.....)

Gnome your not experiencing any difficulty your side by any chance?

Gnome.....