Saturday, February 17, 2007

Leprechaun requests: God of War II video review from IGN


Jeez what a night!! Seamus the Leprechaun here, a little the worse for wear after last night, so if you'll excuse me i'll skip the chit chat and get right down to it, and if someones got any headache tablets email em now!!!

Going out to Father Krishna, a 7 minute video review of God of War II "as nearly perfect as they come" said IGN who awarded the game a 9.7 outta 10. Armed with all-new brutal combat moves and magic, players retake the role of Kratos and embark on a new epic adventure to change the fate of mortals and Gods alike.

The request says: "Post for Father Krishna- he has never seen God of War....??
Poor B~@@@$ must be locked in a dungeon!"

From Deitrix

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15 comments:

fatherkrishna said...

Well thank you to both yourself and the D Man for looking after my video game welfare!

What I love about this site is how you are so lovely as to respond to requests!

I don't know of any other site (well maybe Gnomes) where the requests of the audience are fulfilled!!

Oh and BTW I think GOW 1/2 look FAB! Will defo check it out...

TheTimeRunner said...

I'm skipping this game again. And for reasons I'm sure you all know.

(slowly backs away from soapbox and inches toward the door)

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

...sure twas nothing, fulfillment is a Leprechauns middle name... i knew nothing bout the video or your imprisonment till Deitrix mentioned it....

bows to Timerunner..... (locks door...) ..just take a peak, if theres any porn i'll switch it off immediately, how could you miss the opportunity of watching the all new brual combat moves.....

i'll make tea....

TheTimeRunner said...

(covers eyes) No please! I must not see it. I don't want to see any threesomes. (whines)

The Elderly said...

Seamus! how could you!

(switches off video.....unlocks door....)

sorry Timerunner I can't apologise enough.... I quite well understand if you wish to press charges against the green vomit..

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

..Charges? but? I was only giving him an opportunity.. to see the new god of war... look i did nothing wrong... oh god charges... please timerunner don't press charges.. i can't go back in there ..

The Elderly said...

..go back in?

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

....erm.... tea?

gnome said...

No, thanks.

All I wanted was to praise God of War 2, the brilliant video-review you discovered and go. Byeeee...

:)

The Elderly said...

thank you Gnome, your support is always a joy to receive...

now Seamus, tell me the truth, have you spent time in prison?

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

..me? a god fearing member of ancient order of greenies, member of the Leprechaun council, registered leprechaun with the Local Government Development plan...


me... spend time in prison? why I cannto countenance how you can ask me such a question...

me... Seamus... your buddy?

The Elderly said...

..why when you say it like that, im sorry.. look forgive me... i dunno what made me ask you such an insulting question.

im sorry seamus, please forgive me

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

.. ill think about it

TheTimeRunner said...

(finishes viewing video)

...

well that was one of the most graphic, bloody and violence filled game scenes I've seen to date.

and no threesomes!

I like. (the ultra violence, not the threesomes.)

too bad the game is still what it is though, I shall sadly skip once again.

Seamus the Leprechaun said...

(slaps timerunner on the back...)

Well fair dues to you for watching it, that took some courage... see it wasn't all that bad....

(releases the handcuffs and the head restraints....)

there that's better... now how about some beer and pretzels?