Well more like tyre wall crashing, the above image is proof of my latest obsession, and by way of apology for my absence from regular posting of late. Also in part witness to the promotional opportunities of Forza Motorsport 2, (deftly spotted by Deitrix) if only i could stop crashing into people...
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This reminds me of those fools who street race blaring reggaeton (a shitty type of music with spanish lyrics) at 3 in the morning over here.
charming seems we share the same neighbourhood culture.. only here its a mix between old Irish rebel songs and R&B..... and the cars are alot smaller .. boy racers is the collective term.....
You should know better then to put white text on a yellow background!!!!
WOW! Nice motor Elderly...and sponsored by your good self... Amazing! Have you pulled loads of birds since you got this little beauty? Do you have furry dice? and if so, have you seen a doctor?
Jayzus! Don't let the little green fella get his hands on it...
(standing, looking dumbfounded, with a white paintbrush in hand....)
I made a boo boo didn't I? white and yellow not good, got it...
(writes down taboo colour combination...)
FK glad you like it... furry dice and nodding dog. only bird action has been white doo doos on my windscreen... go figure....
(whispers to FK)
the driver seat is fitted with a ejector seat..... should the little varmint attempt to try it out....)
*Father Krishna nods silently and winks at Elderly...*
Elderly. Your ride has officially... *pinches on the shoulder of Elderly's shirt* ...been pimped.
A pimped ride? At your age? Tsk, tsk...
Pick me up at about eight... We'll dump our zimmer frames apply the make up and try and pass ourselves off as 50... With the car, the make up and the right amount of money we could score!
pimped.. but wait it's not like it sounds Mr.Gnome.. J not its...Im not. you've taken the wrong... (descides to give up before he lands himself in more trouble.....)
sigh!..
eight it is FK.. I may need to borrow your makeup, i've just checked and it appears i've used the last of the pollyfilla.... boy .. I can't wait.. scoring.. at our age...
riiiiight...
oh .gnome it's you.. you were listening?... well it 's just... we're of an age.. when.. errr....
am
could you forget your heard the bit about the makeup and such....?
(hands gnome large envelope....)
Wheres that new coat of paint anyway...?
(whispers to Deitrix....) I crashed the car, please don't tell anyone... I kept the wing mirror as a memento... gone back to D class competions... much safer...
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