Sunday, November 27, 2005

10 reasons the elderly should hang onto their Xbox

  1. You’ve downloaded all your favourite songs to it’s hard drive and have no idea how your going to transfer them to your new 360.
  2. You’ve shelled out on games that aren’t backward compatible and are fuming that Barbie’s Horse Adventure made the list instead of Mercenaries.
  3. You know it’s not going to crash when you turn the central heating on.
  4. Your grandchildren will call over less often.
  5. It will cost you 3 weeks pension to afford the 360
  6. You can take or leave the launch titles for 360, plus by the time you do decide to switch, they’ll be nestled tightly in a bargain bin somewhere.
  7. Your wife has promised she’ll leave if you buy an xbox360, which could be a good thing if it weren’t for the fact you’ve gotten used to having your own chef.
  8. You won’t need to call your neighbour to help you lift the 360’s powerbrick, everytime you need to hover.
  9. You don’t have enough powerpoints to keep two Microsoft consoles,
  10. Your secondhand store is already choca block with xbox’s, and you haven’t the heart to bring your xbox to the dump.


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