Ok, I'm back with more popcorn... Lets watch that new AC trailer again.
His clothing moves soooo life like. I read he has over 10,000 fighting animations as well... I don't even have that many! -and I'm a feckin real boy...
E3 t-shirts and ....goodies.. wow look at this stuff.... man... Gnome what can i say... (elderly breaks into tears...)
no one...
sniff!
has ever been this
sniff!
kind to me....
sob!
before.... thank you... thank your daddy....
here sit with us, Deitrix has just brought some more popcorn.. we're watching Assasins Creed for the... seventy sixth time.... don't worry about the storyline, we'll fill you in....
Enough. I wan't to leave this fecking city now. It's not humane... I mean, despite daddy owning Nintendo, E3 and K9 pr0n productions, and I have to blody work? Bah!
Oh, I'm working on it. Also thinking of living the rest of my days on Ikaria. Rumor has it they will be leaving Greece in 2012 and forming a free state. Those people just don't know what lazy means...
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All hail Deitrix! All hail E3!
..wait i'll get togas...... (suitably adorned elderly joins in....)
Hail Deitrix
Hail E3....
Hail Caesar....
..but we didn't get an invitation, why are you praising E3..?
...erm.....good question pint size.....
Gnome? why are we praising E3 when none of us got an invite?
Uhm... cause my father owns it?
Check out the Call of Duty 4 one too, especially if you like the Killzone 2 video :)
I just can't get over the Assassins Creed Demo... Thats going to be awesome!
I must admit the COD4 demo was looking good as well. A nice step up from WWII. Matter of fact it looks a lot more fun than the previous!
A terrible hoax has been played on all Dreamcast lovers over at E3 and I was stupid enough to fall for it!
http://uk.gamespot.com/video/939419/6174196/videoplayerpop?rgroup=e32007_videos
LMAO!!! That was great!
WHATEVEAAR! Sooo funny... was looking pretty good too. Then every console ever made popped up... LOL
I just came back to watch the Assassin's Creed Demo again.... so, if you will excuse me...
WhatEavaaeerrr..! lol that was great, Father!
Gnome your father owns E3?.... Hail E3!!! (pssst!!! any t-shirts?)
Roys! Cod4... yummy
Assasins Creed free ranging goodliness... finally my 360 can get a proper outing...
every platform every made.... FK how could you.....
(grabs popcorn, sits down with Deitrix to watch the AC trailer... again....)
Ok, I'm back with more popcorn... Lets watch that new AC trailer again.
His clothing moves soooo life like. I read he has over 10,000 fighting animations as well... I don't even have that many! -and I'm a feckin real boy...
OK SSsshhisSH! Movies starting.
(gives Elderly t-shirts and other swag)
Owns Nintendo too...
E3 t-shirts and ....goodies.. wow look at this stuff.... man... Gnome what can i say... (elderly breaks into tears...)
no one...
sniff!
has ever been this
sniff!
kind to me....
sob!
before.... thank you... thank your daddy....
here sit with us, Deitrix has just brought some more popcorn.. we're watching Assasins Creed for the... seventy sixth time.... don't worry about the storyline, we'll fill you in....
sniff!....
(hands sime Nintendo tees over)
Sniff, sniff...
Why are we crying again?
... because this demo is sooo cool... Lets all cry together..
Just a quick peak and I gotta get back to work... Hope to be on more next week...
SSShhhsssiihSSHH! Movies starting...
sniff!... your kindness Gnome... Nintendo t-shirts..... so sweet... sniff....
(moves up on couch to allow Gnome to sit down and watch Assasins creed for the 121st time.... hand gnome paper hankies.....)
sniff!.....
..sorry Deitrix) I can't stop sinffing, look what Gnomes dad brough t us...
Enough. I wan't to leave this fecking city now. It's not humane... I mean, despite daddy owning Nintendo, E3 and K9 pr0n productions, and I have to blody work? Bah!
Oh, sniff...
....Well that's done it... the one word that causes severe nausea.... and in front of the Assasins Creed demo as well....
.... maybe we could start and anti work global protest.....
Oh, I'm working on it. Also thinking of living the rest of my days on Ikaria. Rumor has it they will be leaving Greece in 2012 and forming a free state. Those people just don't know what lazy means...
are they accepting citizenship applications yet i wonder?
Oh, yes. You can't imagine how hospitable they are. Provided you don't cross a few lines or seem a bit too yuppie...
down to earth thats my middle name.... (fills in application form....)
oh joy!...well on the way to becoming
an erm... an...
what nationality will i be then Ikarian?
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