Monday, July 17, 2006

The Lame Gamer launches


Hands up whose ever salivated over a game, read all the reviews, brought it home, popped it in and 3 hours later realise it's the toughest, meanest, most difficult challenge you've ever had in your entire life.

(elderly puts his hand up)

Hands up those that have resorted to walkthroughs, cheats, hints tips and whatnots to help you get past that (expletive deleted) boss......

(elderly put his other hand up)

Indeed hands up those who after a long hard day simply want to relax with your favourite console and a casual game, that isn't going to send your pacemaker/cholestrol levels/blood pressure through the roof.

(elderly reaches an impasse)

Well fear not The Lame Gamer is here for gamers like me and anyone who just put their hand up in the last few minutes. Featuring a rating system that ranks up there with the invention of the wheel. The Lame Gamer either approves a game as suitable for casual gamers or rejects it.

In the process he manages to write an a pretty mean review. Check what he's got to say on Burnout revenge, Rayman, Sin Episode...

(a welcome addition to blogger buddies)

14 comments:

gnome said...

A great find Mr. Elderly! And a new comrade! Excellent, excellent...

The Elderly said...

Indeed a most excellent blog, if I could write like that i'd retire early....

Thank you for your warm acceotance as well, Gnomes are the most affabable species under the sun.........

gnome said...

Those must be (the) pussycats....

Gamer C. said...

Oh I'm definitly checking this site out....After I get some shut-eye.

The Elderly said...

puddy tats indeed are also a docile but fiercely annoyingly independent species.....not at all like Gnomes, for a start gnomes have no tails.....or claws, and only drink milk.....

well i'm not sure when gnomes drink milk, less maybe in tea and milkshakes....

Indeed Gamer C, well worth a visit, at the rate hes posting reviews i'm going to have a job picking my favourite post

gnome said...

An impressively fast blogger indeed!

Oh, and :)

The Elderly said...

indeed impressive, oh and i beleive it's my turn

:)

(clear and unambiguous white flag surrender)

gnome said...

:)

The Elderly said...

waves white flag under gnomes gnose (nose ..editor)

:)

gnome said...

Aha!

A dirty trick!

(gnome eats said flag. Burps majestically)

The Elderly said...

(elderly tosses away the half eaten flagstick, runs to get burp deodoriser spray.......... stopping to type something on keyboard before he goes)

:)

gnome said...

(gnome elegantly avoids looking at anything elderly typed)

:)

The Elderly said...

!!!!..... (ederly appears to have been bested......)

gnome said...

:)