Sunday, July 30, 2006

Download Gears of War 100mb Fankit


The kit contains concept art, forum avatars, screenshots, desktop wallpaper (a 23mb monster), available from



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24 comments:

gnome said...

Now, that's a big 'n' hefty fan kit if I ever saw one...

23mb of wallpaper... pah!

The Elderly said...

why anyone would need a 23mb wallpaper i dont know, but i measured it..... with a ruler..... and it's definitely 23mb.....

gnome said...

Yes, but exactly 23mb or 23.1 for example? that's the tricky part you know, as rulers tend to be highly unprecise...

The Elderly said...

(puts file on weighing scales) it weighs hardly nothing........ wait i'll print it out....... that'll give us a good indication of size......

any second now.........



whistles......

The Elderly said...

............

sigh..........! any second now

The Elderly said...

(elderly struggles back to gnome with gigantic ream of printed paper........)

ahhh we're no wiser are we? .....

okay we'll call it 23.15mb to be safe...... but suppose im wrong and the people at bungie get all pissed off, cause i incorrectly measured the wallpaper.....

why aren't things simple.......

gnome said...

Well they are... It's only the deranged curiosity of gnomes that tends to fuck things up...

By the way, I'd look out for myself if i were you. Bungie have a nasty legal department...

Gamer C. said...

Thank-you very much elderly of a cool pic for me to make in to wallpaper. :)

The Elderly said...

Gamer C, i love when you make wallpapers, my desktop hasn't known this much action since the crash of 2004.......

And mister gnome, thank you for the warning I have taken the necessary steps to avoid proselecution. (displays rubber soled shoes.......)

;)

gnome said...

A most devious tactic oh cunningly cunning and master of the order of the abominably nasty. I salute your ever-readiness wise Sir Elderly.

your humble friend,
gnome

The Elderly said...

i picked it up from an old walrus rustler named Simon..... you can borrow it if you like? but you must tell simon first.... here i've his number.....

gnome said...

Can I call him appres-midnight?

The Elderly said...

(thinks.......) i think he'd prefer Simon.....

gnome said...

err...who?

The Elderly said...

Simon would prefer you'd call him....si....

i've lost the plot again haven't i?

gnome said...

No need to worry...

(hands plot back to elderly in a beautiful leather bound tome)

Here it is... Just had it all leathered up for you..

The Elderly said...

thank you... (blushes red.......) no ones every kept me informed like you have.... now where were we........ ah yes


pulls tail from ceiling and tosses it in the bin....... no

plants the nurse beside the......no

ah what chapter were we on gnome?

gnome said...

It was of course chapter 57, but this being more of an impromptu show, it doesn't really matter.

Let's get al artsy...

(gnome inserts neubauten experimental noise CD in player)

..../.../../../.

The Elderly said...

why experimental? (covers ears..........)
it's passed the test......it's definitely noise.....

(checks chapter 57, shouts over the din.....) it's blank!! does that mean we have to start all over again.......

gnome said...

Yes, in a brand new comments thread...

DADA!!


:)

The Elderly said...

DADA indeed or boom boom as basil brush might say

:)

gnome said...

:)

The Elderly said...

:)

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