Thursday, August 24, 2006

Dead or Alive Film Posters



Still can't understand for the life of me why they didn't hire Japanese Actresses. Okay enough about me........

Posters (5) from Dark Zero
Screenshots from Filwad
Official German site (with a mini game for the downloads section, which i hope bears no reflection on the quality of the movie.)

elderly tags

23 comments:

gnome said...

Because the average Japanese model has so dark hair, that a purple dye would never work and wigs are getting extremely expensive.

That's why...

The Elderly said...

oh, well that explains it then......
Well I understand now of course, well all they had to do was explain that to me like you have and i would have been just fine about the whole thing.

Thanks buddy

gnome said...

Don't mention it. After all I've been scholarly interested in such things for the best part of the two last centuries...

TheTimeRunner said...

It's not perfect but it'll do. It's sad that they really couldn't use japaense actors. But then again, those that look like how they look like probably don't have much of acting experiance.

I think of one model that was part of the Sega CT 2000 ad campain. She had the look and body to be a DOA girl. I guess she can't act.

The Elderly said...

Indeed Timerunner, i'd enjoy the film alot better with a set of half competent Japanese actresses, hell they could even subtitle it, and i still go and buy the DVD. Which reminds me it's a while since i've posted some japanese racing queens...

But Gnomes got over two centuries of experience, who are we to question such wisdom....

gnome said...

You're the Elderly... aren't you?

The Elderly said...

yes but hang on, two centuries that's like a lifetime double... checks calculator..... yep over two liftimes... elderly is sort of one lifetime... you've been alive two and and bit lifetimes..... and you haven't aged a single day.

what type of face cream do you use?

gnome said...

None actually... Only bathe in milk, eat a lot of fruit, work out, swim for hours and play professional miniature golf...

Oh, and i've been hibernating for the best part of this century...

The Elderly said...

ah thats the reason, you look remarkably youthful... bet the hibernating is difficult though... though probably not as tough as the competitive minature golf circuit....

gnome said...

Bet it is not....

Oh, and...

(......)

(......)

(can't stand the tension can you?)


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:)

The Elderly said...

(..released from psychiatric care, the elderly revisits the comment that caused his mental breakdown.....)

.......

8C

gnome said...

oh...cheer up, will you?

:)

The Elderly said...

okay watch

:)

obviously just pshchsematic. pschosystematic, psychosematic

.......transitory

Clever Richard said...

the word your searching for so ineptly is

psychosomatic

an illness whose symptoms are caused by mental processes of the sufferer rather than immediate physiological causes.

The Elderly said...

.........!

TheTimeRunner said...

Clever Rich got you all there. Finally a third part.

Anywho, lets see what comes to pass with a 3rd party DOA. We might get luck and team ninja might just do a game move theme like Kojima with MGS.

The Elderly said...

now you have me drooling!..... (cleans up drool)...... nope can't stop it (cleans up more drool)

what a glorious notion, ahh something to day dream about

gnome said...

:)

smiley authenticator said...

yep military grade smiley....

comments closed..... you know it's gnomes like that make my job far easier........

gnome said...

Thank you mr. smiley authenticator sir.

smiley authenticator said...

not a problem, (blushs)

.......now get outta here!!

fatherkrishna said...

Lovely ladies, will see the film at some point... But come on, those breasts ars frankly tiny compared to the game... Not tha I'm complaining (much)

The Elderly said...

..no nor can I complain, specially at my age, im sure i'm breaking the law just looking at them...

...erm which i wasn't.....

...looking at them....

no siree... not me.....