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Damn, someone always has to ruin the party by spilling beer all over your brand new clothes and then...
I mean, very nice!
Hands off my warranty!
(gnome shoots 3 tresspassing xbox molesting ...er... molesters)
(slowly takes gun from the green eyed Gnome) Gnome... remember when we talked about dealing with anger? well this is one of those no no times!! dialog should always come first.....
Ross the clothes i could get over, it's the squidy feeling in my shoes, i'll never get used to.....
(meta-angry gnome drops in)
Yes, yes, dialog is the way.
okay let's try the chanting...... i'm sure its just a sugar rush, and just look how red your face gets..... it's not becoming of the coolest gnome in the world you know!!!!
UHm... yes right. care for some UHU with your tea dear?
no i'm grand (holds up UHU glue bag and takes a sniff!)but help yourself..... (starts writing in diary......)
(.....day 114, test subject showed only temporary reaction to pre-programmed stimuli.... moving to phase Dark Gnome...)
(gnome's eyes open wide)
Dark Gnome. Kewwwllll...
Wow. Teh best!!1!!
(...test subject has revealed primordial psychic ability... procedural requirements suggest environmental lockdown and field support...... send in Helga!!!)
Not to worry Gnome it won't be long now.....
Do I get guns or just another pansy staff again?
(Tall Amazonic blond enters)
ahhhh zis must be Gnum, peesed to meet yu.....
a've hear aylot bout you, unt your staff!
may I?
(Helga sits beside Gnome)
oh my.
A tall gal, isn't she...
And, you are from Berlin dear, or just a slutty peasant girl?
Sorry.
ahem
Eldery Ze subject is regressing, pass me my leather bag.....
(elderly fetches Helga's bag....) Christ it weights a ton.......
(helga opens the bag, reachs inside and pulls out a lolipop)
now meester Gnome look vat I hav for U, all ze way from Russia via Germany and a veekend in Zagreb...this vill make things easier when ve apply the
(reaches back into the bag and produces a 3 foot long syringe......)
antidote......
wOOt
no. no needles. no. never.
no.
noooooooooooooooo.....
It does feel better now. So how is Zagreb doing?
(elderly leaves Helga and Gnome alone..... takes a trip into town, browses some of the shops, buys a golfball bulb and returns 4 hours later, Helga has left and Gnome is sitting motionless on the couch....)
Well hello there Gnome, how are things.. .feeling.....
better!
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