Saturday, July 01, 2006

GTA Liberty City Stories Walkthrough

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, offers PlayStation 2 owners a big screen experience of the same story line and missions from the PSP hit, ahmmm as you probably knew already.. ok then here we go

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories Walkthrough
(from gamefaq)

Ditto from Bellaonline

magazine style from 1up

GTA place walkthrough

Yahoooooooooooo games walkthrough list

Official Website

Screenshot from ign

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51 comments:

gnome said...

Mr. Elderly, could you please come over to the lair and see if it appears allright? I have a feeling it sort of got f*cked...

gnome said...

Ok..Phew...Fixed it (half the template got magically erased!!)

The Elderly said...

shit just got here, heading straight over, how the hell did the template get erased.....

The Elderly said...

back from gnomes lair, phew you had me going........thank god you saved it...

gnome said...

It was close you know... And, I must say, I'm touched by your interest.

Cheers Mr. Elderly.

(P.S. Oh, and the template -half of it actually- just vanished into thin air, after I re-published the blog)

The Elderly said...

I remember tomleecee saying he saved his template regularily, i took notice at the time, but my copies now about a month old, im saving weekly from now on.....you did well to recover....

The Elderly said...

in an interesting development my crt monitor has descided all on its little ownie, to cycle through its contrast settings, looks terminal, ahh finally an excuse to buy a tft with the help of my flexible plastic friend.

gnome said...

It'snot a friend. It's Satan's minion...

Apparently my keyboard is almost dead too. A conspiracy?

The Elderly said...

there is, it is said, and I fear I agree, no such thing as coincidence......

(closes the windows, wraps tinfoil on his head)

gnome said...

I chose not to sleep instead. Only way to be safe... And paranoid.

The Elderly said...

considering im up at 5:30am, sleep is a this stage a risk......still the tinfoil should work...once i've fitted the antenna....

Gamer C. said...

Heck, I haven't beaten GTA 3, Vice City, or San Andreas yet but I'm still going to get this game. Can't pass it for $20 bucks.

To Mr. Gnome, I know who messed with your template...Leprechauns. Yep, they're jealous of Gnomes because people respect you guys, not those dirty (Yet somtimes magically delicious and rich) bastards.

gnome said...

Wow! A late sleeper you are Mr. Elderly...

Thanks for the tip Gamer C... I'll have to torture a few, I guess.

Bloody Leprechauns (they'll be after I'm done with their lot)

The Elderly said...

(a tiny voice echoes in the Irish foothills)

it wasn't us what did it......blame the dwarfs

(a faint response can be heard near the grassy brook)

aye we wouldn't know our arse from our elbow when it comes to blogs.....specially greek ones

(a petite voice blurts in from behind the ash tree)

we be too busy hidin at the end a rainbows......

(a barely audible chorus rings out from the moonlit stone circle)

blame the dwarfs and stop the "squash a greenie" letters....jeez we have enough to be doin.......

(a whisper can be heard floating through the irish midnight air)

....paddy! whats a blog?

gnome said...

Top notch comedy writing!

Congrats Mr. Elderly!

Made me laugh...again...

The Elderly said...

(are we off the hook mr.elderly)

I think so Leppie!, I think so!

(thank &@!$%!! for that.....PHEW!!!!)

Glad your releived!

(what?.......releived?
no.....!
Phew!..as in ...Paddy just farted)

(a small cloud of green vapour floats into the evening air)

gnome said...

opium smoke presumably? No, no, just faerie smoke... Sill , smooke.

(ignore the above please. Thank you)

The Elderly said...

a la billy connoly, leprechauns have coloured gas emissions, making it easier to spot an offender. I thought you'd have known that, being a gnome and all, unless of course its a regional variation.

gnome said...

To be honest we're not very closely related to leprechauns... Just have en passant knowledge conserning their puny little existence.

The Elderly said...

shhhh!.... the little blighters have been hounding me since gamer C launched his vitriolic attack on them..........

(a little green head pops around corner, "hello mr.elderly, were they talking both us again? Tom come in here, they're talking about us again, we're nearly famous")

("your not serious, dyou know this reminds me a de time a derby o Gill and the little people")

no lads you heard wrong, it was just that lovely mr.gnome telling me about the recall of some faulty erm.....leps

(de what?)

there am....yes its a general lep recall....just on the news, faulty they were...faulty leps

(leps?)

yeah mr.gnome was just explaining how he was going to buy one but heard about the recall and now hes not buying any....leps..you know leps...Light Emitting Polymers

(oh jeez ya, i heard a dem....right no problem...we'll be outside if ya need us....come on Tom mr. elderly looks tired)

The Elderly said...

phew!!!!!

Gamer C. said...

Oh elderly, I didn't mean to send the Lepies after you. You didn't cause any harm to them, I did. Let me fight the Lucky Charms stealing wierdos.

gnome said...

Mr. Elderly, you 're definitely loosing your time blogging. You should ave been writing surreal-fantasy short-stories (that could of course feature tiny shots of porn. Sorry, pr0n...)

The Elderly said...

(whispers),Game C, if one of them gets hurts, its bad luck all round........they they call the banshees to wail over the prostrate leprechaun and beleive me, leprechauns eating you out of house and home is far better than listening to a banshee wailing...........best we let it pass, all this blows down.

and mr. gnome, excerpts of porn i could probably manage, but tiny shots of porn is rather too suggestive......

(considers new fetish......leprechaun porn)

gnome said...

It would be a SMASH! especially if featuring sick-fetish-german-swedish leprechauns! Oh, but we could be rich!

The Elderly said...

rich! again.........twice as rich ....richer......(breathes into brown bag) capital idea........

leave it with me, i'll see if i can get a deal with tom and paddy...... models are going to be hard to come by.

(i don't believe i just said that.....)

gnome said...

Don't worry... Nobody is actually reading all these comments. It's a pretty private place... And the lights are so dim... we're almost invisible.

as for models... we can CGI them. no problem.

The Elderly said...

what we can cgi the close ups!!! people would know.....surely.....

(considers a lot of people haven't seen leprechauns private bits)

you know we could just get away with it......!

the lights aren't the only bloody thing thats gone dim........this screen is giving me grief....

gnome said...

:)

So, CGI it is then... Or perhaps we could go for an artsy-porn rotorscapy feel...

The Elderly said...

wouldn't the artsy rotory feel, alienate regular porn consumers.....unless of course we aim for a select audience and shun the masses.......

we need a demo reel.......

gnome said...

You've got a point there, but I don't want to work against my Art! unless of course it's for money...

The Elderly said...

yes capital idea......we could die penniless with the rarest porn collection on the planet, and those that follow us can get rich.......

ahhh maybe not.....what about we go for the main stream leprechaun porn and include the artsy bit as an extra in a special edition dvd...

gnome said...

A novel idea... It will be both a smash hit and a cult classic. Something like faery tale deep throat. Brilliant!

The Elderly said...

well unfortunately we may have to bin the "deep" bit.....you probably weren't aware but well leprechaun males are am.... not overly gifted in the am.....that department.

Fairy tail....something something something..... darn i'm no good with porn titles...

gnome said...

I'm excellent at it, but unfortunately only in Greek. Sort of a nationalist thing, but our porn always (until it died of course) had imaginative titles...

Let me think now...

The Elderly said...

Tail Fairy.....Fairy ended.....the wagging fairy...no...

Teen Fairies something....no and....no....

lets try it in Greek then

κομμάτια νεράιδων .....

gnome said...

wOOt!!!

How did you write that? Deeply impressed and can't help but bow once more. Despite the lubago...

!!! (for added effect)

and ... !

The Elderly said...

(hands gnome back his 4 !'s) no need, it's not as amazing as one would think.

You can do anything with babelfish translation, in fact so much so i'm thinking of getting it attached to my vocal chords...

(picks up phone and calls massuese for Gnome's back)

lady wants to know if you want blonde or brunette?

gnome said...

nah... I'll pass on that.. Difficult, but I have managed to *barely* overcome worse temptation... Why? I don't know...

Babelfish... fancy,that.

The Elderly said...

(Elderly smiles proudly at mr.gnome) it must be and heridtary thing......

yep babelfish, along with wikipedia and google, I'd marry them tommorrow.....(if they came neatly wrapped in an Angelina jolie type human form)

gnome said...

I imagine it would be rather convenient... yes. Ahem , quite.

The Elderly said...

I have no doubt of course that said selection might probably appear in a Winona variety as well or more favourably a certain gnomette form...

gnome said...

Excellent then.... I should start stashing gold. Again.

The Elderly said...

ahhhhhh (elderly tries to catch up, but his wizened brain won't comply)

probably!!!

gnome said...

Quite

:)

(gnome not feeling that much better)

The Elderly said...

(wonders if gnomes headache is gone yet)

Indeed stashing gold is an admirable pursuit, said gold could be used in lavishing attention on a certain wandering gnomette......said gnomette possessing all the attributes of what we love about google, wikipedia, moby games and more.

(elderlyhopes his feeble brain has followed the thought process of a sad gnome)

gnome said...

Majestic. Brilliant. Exactly what I was thinking.

:)

The Elderly said...

phew!......i thought i had over medicated!......

how much longer must you endure this void?

gnome said...

5 mins tops....

The Elderly said...

(scrambles around the floor, frantically looking for the thread of the conversation)

5 mins ahmmmm quite....

gnome said...

the thread is apparently lost

RIP

:)