Coming along nicely it appears, as confirmed earlier the 360 version will include brand new single and multiplayer content. And just in case the kids are watching, the poor man above has just tripped coming downstairs with a tin of red paint, but he's fine now.Trailers and Screenshots from IGN
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Could I buy Fear + Oblivion+ Xbox for less than 300 euros?
I've just gotten off the phone with pete (aka pete moore microsoft exec), he says thats a big no at the moment, cause then everybody would be asking for a special deal. He did say though that if you wait for the ps3 launch a lot of things will drop in price....... cept for the ps3 that is... Pete says hi!
Thanks for bothering to ask him... He's so amazingly dull I'd never have bothered too. You're indeed very kind and rather noble Sir Elderly.
(gnomes prays for a swift PS3 release. Zeus refuses to take notice)
Then what's with the muzzle flash from the gun?
I know we could offer a sacrifice, what does Zeus like?
Ah yes the muzzle flash, well thats not actually a muzzle flash, thats a.. am ... it's ... a torch! yes it's a torch cellotaped to the man's plastic water machine gun, because the lights had gone out, and the man was afraid that people would fall down stairs.....
yep thats a torch.... for sure
Zeus likes torches!
Well he can't have the man's torch... here i've have a much inferior one right here..... on the end of my key chain...... this'll do him....
he's bound to notice when you present him with this little beauty...
Zeus will be angry and sodomize us all. Not ahappy prospect let me assure you..
you said sodomy!
did someone here say sodomy?
(elderly points at gnome)
I never said sodomy... Even though sodomy is just a legal term Mr. (ridiculously big) blogger sensor guy...
(meanwhile in gnome's place: gnome loves stupidly with elderly excellent humor)
Excellent, thanks for leaving me with big blogger..... whats a pal for
okay i've taken not of this little incident...
.......whose big?
!......... gulp!
ahem
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.......wig...... i said wig.... i said easy know your a big wig by the way your dressed. like you look like a really important VIP type A listed Celebrity. Your eyebrows... waxed are they?
(it was a chance... a slim chance but it was all the elderly had left before been ground to meat paste)
why thanks, i get them done locally.... hey it's obvious you two guys are okay.... i'll just leave you get on with it... sorry for any inconvenience.... nice hat fella
(waves goodbye)
......breathes out....
that was close.... hey it's getting so you can't say anything round here, without someone hearing... you dont' think the place is bugged?
torch...right. Nice info though.
i swear its a torch....... made remarkably like a gun muzzle flash..... oh well okay your right it's a gun muzzle flash....
thanks timerunner
:)
I don't believe it's bugged (only buggy as its blogger and all), but timerunner's appearance is slightly suspicious....
suspicious how? like pre-ordained. like timerunner has a part to play in our destiny...... ?
Can't answer right now. It's almost 11 and I've got to go... Sleep tight... Everything will be explained tomorrow... Just b careful. Trust noone.
okay...... i'll be fine... gulp!
what was that? .. just the wind......
(several hours pass, daylight breaks, gnome wakes up, the elderly is still sitting wide awake in the same spot that gnome left him)
Phew.. that was close... you made it! I'm so glad.. nay thrilled.. nay ecstatic...
(elderly jumps to his, grabs gnome)
tell me tell me, you've got to tell me, please explain why timerunners appearance is suspicious... please!!!
why should i trust no one.....?
Sorry... Can't
Smile, whistle and go.
:)
fiu,fiu
but! But! (Gnome leaves stage left).. BUT GNOME!...... (goes to run after Gnome, a dark silhouette appears and blocks his escape)
Gulp!.....Hello!
:)
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right everyones gone.....seal it!
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