that's it..... i knew they reminded me of something.... i can see it now.. an empty church, white marble statues, organ music being piped through 5.1 surround sound, fog flowing through the aisles, and three semi-naked female ancolytes presenting a faceplate each.
DVD's directed by Uwe Boll would be a tough nut to crack.... the acolytes' would probably really want to like each other.... alot..... on the altar....
....nah your being too kind.... you really think....(stares at drawing..... turns it upsided down.....) ah that's better... i do seemed to have captured a certain je ne sais quoi...... thank you....
pigs ears are very difficult to draw you know....... although perhaps i should have emphasised the sensuality of the acolytes some more....
(makes amendments to the stick figure etchings......) now what do you think.....?
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Not half-bad... Well, in a baroque setting at least...
that's it..... i knew they reminded me of something.... i can see it now.. an empty church, white marble statues, organ music being piped through 5.1 surround sound, fog flowing through the aisles, and three semi-naked female ancolytes presenting a faceplate each.
Damn my marketing technique is lacking
Wow.. that was rather vivid. We could sell anything this way, provided our audience were real retro buffs of the rennaisance...
well not everything...
DVD's directed by Uwe Boll would be a tough nut to crack.... the acolytes' would probably really want to like each other.... alot..... on the altar....
Yes... Uwe would be a hard one... We could have him of course out-box the acolytes and mess things up...
....it's a developing concept, but sure to draw the wrong sort of customer..... week old sausages could prove difficult to shift as well....
maybe if we got the acolytes to wear pigs ears?..... (draws rough sketch.....) here look!
Sort of tap into the pis-eared acolytes fetish.. Yes, yes, not bad... Your sketching skills seem to have improved too.
....nah your being too kind.... you really think....(stares at drawing..... turns it upsided down.....) ah that's better... i do seemed to have captured a certain je ne sais quoi...... thank you....
pigs ears are very difficult to draw you know....... although perhaps i should have emphasised the sensuality of the acolytes some more....
(makes amendments to the stick figure etchings......) now what do you think.....?
A definite turn-on for our esteemed target group. Excellent. Goya would have been jealous. You never cease to amaze me dear Elderly...
(elderly's ears turn red....) nah it was nothing really.... thanks!
(a passing firefly lands on the now precious etching)
... shucks gnome your so kind....what the hell...
(the eching bursts into flames and in milliseconds is reduced to a pile of floating ash....)
feck!... I didn't see that one coming....
oh dear...
Anyway. You shouldn't have let timerunnerpet me. It may have been hilarious, but it felt like being raped...
know your right!!!, I apologise, i'll just pop back and untie you.... back in a second....
right that should do it..... timerunner has been banished to the naughty corner........
Ok, thanks...
Now...
:)
:)
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